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Corn Pone
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You danged dingleberry!

A B.J.

And a bottle of Old Harper.

When somebody acts a lot like Ron Howard? It that Opiean?

Maybe at first.

I shit my pants without even listening.

I was in it. I was a Stormtrooper who got shot in a hallway.
See how easy that was?

Come on.

How much for some of the wallpaper that has some of his brains on it?

I guess that what you get for being famous.

I wasn't born with any, but I growed some after a while.

That there's the famous Death Sweater I seen at the county fair next to the Lizard Lady.

BFD!

The Godbrah

Who plays Harry Potter in these movies?

That's what killed Dean Jones.

That David Alan Greer is pretty good, too, although he tends to mug a little too much for my tastes.

Krysten Ritter has been proven safe for normal use by the Food and Drug Administration and the Center for Disease Control.

Larry Bird?

Soon as they can find somebody besides you who cares.