On Cutthroat Kitchen, Alton allows one of the chefs to trade all of his knives for throwing stars.

You spelled "Banner" wrong.

So then Burn Notice is a show … about characters?

I was wondering that same thing. Then it was pointed out that all the "fans" were actors.

Are you suggesting that any channel carrying 5/2 Men or Anger Management should be burned at the stake? 'cuz I'm pretty sure the 8th Amendment would allow *at least* a good tarring and feathering.

@avclub-6ca57d2774f04ac8acf3d2b10f0338f4:disqus According to the DirecTV sales rep I talked to last week, FXX is part of the XTRA package. It didn't occur to me to ask if that was permanent prior to signing a 2-year contract (except that if they really record the calls "for quality control" they're going to find at…

I just got me DirecTV for precisely this reason (actually, my cable company isn't carrying FXX on *any* tier package), and am now actually paying $60 *less* than I was for a comparable cable package. I could buy my kid's medicine now (if some woman would have sex with me).

But it IS 10% fruit juice.

Tonight, the city weeps, as for the second time ever, a hockey arena becomes the scene of violence.

Yeah, I'm a little upset to find out someone got a promotion for baring theirs. All I ever got was a probation.

Gotta admire Skinner's determination, running a schoolyard sting on a Sunday, then.

Best: toss-up between YOMT or Cape Feare

Yeah, it's as wrong to say Jessica "acts out because her parents don’t see her
true self" as the Rev and Helen are for not seeing what a selfish, evil c*** she really is. She does it because she *can*, she *gets away with it* because society (and particularly her parents) are willfully blind to her actions.

Because in the Venn diagram of "Countries where they call 'soccer' 'football'" and "Countries where the words 'foot' and 'ball' mean those two things", England is the only one in the middle. If anything, *they're* the weird ones. The rest of the English-speaking world (America, Canada, Australia, Ireland …) all have…

They were eating peas or some sort of leafy vegetables, mashed potatoes, and some indeterminate brown goo, none of which requires a knife.

It was also the universe where the sky only went up 27 feet off the ground.

The last human left was Hungry Mungry.

So, in the last universe (the one with the reptile tongues), why does
the whole family have silverware? I sure hope somebody got fired over
that blunder.

Tabloid/gossip rag. They're like the Kardashians.

I guess it's not funny if I have to explain it, but I see now why you're not named "Guywhothinksenoughstuff":