Elisabetta Canalis put less work into acting on Leverage than the writers put into naming her character "The Italian". Her "read a line phonetically then smile and cock your head to the side like a 15 year-old cheerleader" shtick was straight out of the Lorelei Gilmore School of Acting.

Assume ABC network viewing positions!

And that's the tooth!

I sang opera in the Gulag Archipelago a long time ago with that Solzhenitsen fellow, but he didn't like the way I sung so he wrote a book so he couldn't listen to me! And now ALL my notes are frozen and laying on the ground!

I know you like the OLD Teti, but the new Teti's going to be better than TEN SUPER BOWLS!

Would you believe it if I told you your doctor just diagnosed you with Stage-IV CancerAIDS? Would you believe it?

I'd recommend MeTV as a worthy successor, airing basically all the shows that were on TV Land when the shows that are currently on TV Land were new.

You mean the liquor stores that there are 4 of within 200 feet of the state line on the DE side (http://goo.gl/maps/kAu30)? Yeah, clearly those are all serving only Delawese customers.

I tried imagining a situation where this policy extended into and/or past the late-90s. Best I could come up with is Tim Long sitting by himself in the corner with a canister of laughing gas, several pounds of Texas THC, and "Airplane!" on his myPad.

I too, had to drop Taco quite a few spots on my list, but because when I met Jon LaJoie, he autographed my Season 1 DVD "To My Eskimo Brother", and I NEVER gave Taco a handy.

What kind of idiot who LIVES IN NEW YORK would hate pizza that much?

Don't Philadelphians drive to Delaware or New Jersey to do their grocery shopping for this exact reason?

There are no dry counties in PA, but there are a few dry towns. Seven Springs is actually incorporated as a borough, but I'm not sure what its status is (not that it really matters, as there are only like 25 residents). The wine and beer festivals that the place constantly runs would suggest otherwise, though (plus,…

But the golden-age Simpsons guest stars were generally guesting *as characters* to create organic narratives that felt natural to Springfield. Michael Jackson notwithstanding, guest stars showing up as themselves were the exception, not the rule, and were generally long-established mainstays like various Beatles or…

Your friends' kids don't know what they want! That's why they're still kids: 'cuz they're stupid! Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!

To be fair, there's like 150 individual lines of  dialog in a 20-minute episode. If you *didn't* have three lines to introduce your guest star, the writers would have to do 2% more work.

That's two more things that you knew about Homeland than the rest of America.

I took an Access class within the last year where the instructor only referred to the students' computers as "your machines." He was a two-days-away-from-retirement Baby Boomer, though.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus watch Big Fan if you want to see some Patton Osomeness.

George Soros's parents raised him speaking Esperanto as a second native tongue.