Is that in the Hammock District?

Is that in the Hammock District?

NEXT FLICKEY'S: 25,000 MILES

Which, IIRC, was the inspiration for "Homer the Great". So, merci beaucoup, you crazy zealots.

Which, IIRC, was the inspiration for "Homer the Great". So, merci beaucoup, you crazy zealots.

But they didn't have Prii back then!

Dude, it's "Men's Wearhouse", NOT "Men Swearhouse".

He's actually a Captain in the Abrams-timeline Starfleet, who, like all good sci-fi characters, got sent back in time to the mid-20th Century.

Aren't period jokes the quintessence of "broad comedy"?

Exactly. Spins won during the questions round were "Earned Spins", and spins won during the spins round went into the same; either of those could be passed. Passed spins went to whichever opponent had the higher score and he had to use those first (the assumption being that giving him more spins meant he'd hit more…

So, the best thing one can say about Chrysler is how great the worst idea GM ever had was?

So, the best thing one can say about Chrysler is how great the worst idea GM ever had was?

True Story: I once met a girl on an online dating site who only had one eye. She was almost the perfect woman for me.

MW was $4.25 in 1994, which is about $6.50 in 2013 dollars. Although Marge might have
been talking about Homer's take-home pay, after taxes and union dues
were taken out, which could have put Homer's actual base rate closer to
$7/hr ($10.70 inflated).

If your goal is to just hit the high notes (particularly for someone who's not as die-hard a fan as I'm sure everybody reading this is), the KITH DVDs (and Netflix) have best-ofs for each season.

Because she has no teeth?

"[W]atching a kid go down because he couldn’t stop spelling 'banana'" is painfully reminiscent of my second grade spelling bee where I got sidetracked in the middle of "remember". Later, when my class was having its regularly-scheduled spelling test, and the same word came up (just like Caroline's school, we used the…

I'm quite surprised you're skills didn't take you further.

IIRC, "draidle", or some variant thereof, was used either last year or the year before, and nobody cared about my bitching then.

Ugh, no! It's set in the eye-tees!