Danica McKellar singing this and the Countries of the World song from Animaniacs on the Nerdist podcast was the reason I can never date a mortal woman now.

@avclub-42ad2cfd604f71ab19a4d863700e4e3d:disqus You mean watching seasons 11-on?

I was 13 when News Radio premiered. The idea that a nerd like Dave could land a fox like Lisa REALLY *$%!ed up my relative self-vs-prospects evaluation in high school.

I honestly didn't realize that was an option. Oh, if only you were my cousin, I'd kiss you right now.

We don't have a 7-11 in my town. What do think, I can just put on a pair of jetpants and blast on over to where there is one?

Some identity thief stole my debit card number last week and my Netflix subscription auto-renew won't work until they send me a new card (which now can't happen until at least Tuesday, because $%!@ the US Mail taking holidays and $%!@ you, AVC, for rubbing it in my face).

I'm not sure how med school would affect things, but if The Plumber got a Ph.D., he wouldn't stop being The Plumber. He'd just go on Jeopardy! and kick "Weird Al" Yankovic's arse.

Knowing that the only truly valuable things in life are gold, silver, and gunpowder, one cannot help but wonder: does Ron know how many *troy* pounds or how many *avoirdupois* pounds of money he has?

A greater intelligence would have said "… and me".

No, in an alternate universe, Rose walks into the shop where *XI* works.

I was thinking Martha m'self, because we all know how she relishes the prospect of working in one.

And yet they're so good at it when they sing. Clearly the whole Queen's English thing is a farce, but that even the "naturals" are only able to muster up the concentration when speaking. You want proof? listen to Samantha Fox sing "Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)" — during the singing part, it's all proper 'merican,…

Was it just me, or was the receiver who scored the winning touchdown actually down on the 1-yard line (or really, the 3, since somebody apparently drew him 17 feet tall)?

It's very simple to get railroaded out of a mainstream American Protestant church: just upset the ladies of the congregation by expecting them to act Christian (I've seen *ministers* run out of town over this).

They're the Western Branch of American Reformed Presbo-Lutheranism (the one TRUE religion!)

A Jewish entertainment writer? Get out of here!

WATER PLAN

Now that American robot cars are looking like a reality, I'm praying to the Great Waffle in the Sky that they don't take their inspiration for standard features from this call-back.

It's been blatantly SHOWN on screen that he thinks it was Jimbo.

I was going to point out that WP was from *Corel*, but then I realized this was just a clever ruse to show how old I am (here's a hint: I know what a touch-tone phone is, and how to use one).