Also, all of the theatre chains would get into a pissing contest with 20th Century Fox the weekend it opened and the four of us who paid for tickets would be treated to some 1960s' western. Then Fox would be all "Well, we TRIED" as they were burying the DVDs next to all those Atari E.T. cartridges.

Or, if you're American, you could buy just the first series on DVD and be GLAD for the crumbs they throw you.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus: Even stupider than "R2-D2, We Wish You a Merry Christmas"?

Was the handicapped guy really a moral challenge, though? I mean, sure, going up to some guy in a wheelchair at the mall and SGing him because he got the good parking space is a dick move, but one who's brought in to ostensible bounty-hunting training FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE of being a SG target is presumably one…

I love you too, Pepsi.

So, does Chase actually get to keep the llama? Because there are actually quite a few alpaca farms within about an hour's drive of Pittsburgh, it wouldn't be *that* out of the ordinary (and I *really* want to go to PNC Park the night he takes the llama to that Pirates game he promised).

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. would be a delightful romp.

It was Yuengling, dammit.

Did you say Gerald went through the GLICE DETECTOR?

Well, here in Pennsylvania, we never ratified the 27th, and as recently as 2005, it's been held to have no legal effect here.

Amen on the Tippy/Gilly connection. Had that sketch been written five years ago for Wiig, these comments would be filled with calls for blood. And I say as one who tunes in every Saturday hoping to see Nasim lead twelve sketches, the simple casting switch did NOT save it.

I went to public school. My education gave me all the rope I needed.

DANCE, CONAN

Well, if she is making porn, it shouldn't be too hard to cast. I mean, Cheryl works in a *bed store*, so you just *know* she'll be down with that.

So, O'Brien's ancestors emigrated BACK to Ireland from the utopian paradise that was Pittsburgh? I'm beginning to see why this show's classified as "fantasy".

BOND NEEDS DETAILS

EVIL PLAN

But then they couldn't have the constant sight gag of the interpreter.

Skinner forcibly shaved it until he learned that facial hair is a privilege, not a right.

Having never seen European softcore porn, I have to ask: did they — even the ones that presumably were shot in countries where they normally speak languages other than English — all have background scenery featuring signs written in English, like the big green "EXIT" at the top of the screen in "Danielle"?