Begs the question
Is the score by Steely Dan or the Manic Street Preachers?

While the heckling-the-heckler bit was good
… I much prefer Louie CK's revenge on his eponymous sitcom.

Probably some stuck-up bitch complained that she couldn't bring her kids to the R-rated movie at the theatres where they were showing.

As much as I detest the tinny dysphonia of the word "weenus", I simply can't bring myself to believe that Hendel didn't just make that shit up as he was typing it.

Vulgarians
I like KK's version better, but mainly because the Vulgaria-as-a-country joke might be funny to Europeans, who are familiar with Bulgaria, but it was already done to death in Don't Drink the Water (at least the Jackie Gleason version, I'm not sure where the one with Blossom was set, and I don't think the…

Still Yet Even More Ron Swanson Greatness Keeps Continuing
"I painted the transom shut" is the perfect line because:

Losersz is just upset that he never made out with a Gap ad.

Killbot5000 advanced circuitry uses a base-9.86827240322 counting system, so it actually IS its 1000th post.

Yay
As long as Brooke Alvarez stays on my TV, I'm happy.

I loved Astronaut, listening to which was like living in the 80s again. But Red Carpet Massacre was like its 12 rejected tracks slapped together to fill a contractual obligation.

Mark Ronson
Is that the guy who was dating Lindsay Lohan?

Diamond Dave, Voice of Reason
Eddie claimed that smoking cured the cancer that his guitar pick gave him. Apparently that's the real reason this no-talent ass clown had to get the boot: there's only room for so much locura in Eddie's posse (these men are just rock stars, not professionals like Nic Cage, after all).

I sure hope someone got fired over that
Seriously, I just want to know WHAT $%!@ING SHOWS ARE ON THE *$%^ING TOP-10 LIST! Who the *&#$ decided instead of just going

I don't get the reality stuff myself
… but I do think there should be more shows about cake.

Wasn't there a line about how the Artie Mech was a relatively new, experimental model? It could stand to reason that it either hasn't worked as well as hoped, or isn't as reliable as a wheelchair. Figure he's probably in school 7-9 hours a day: would you want to go there if your legs only worked for 4?

Paleyfest?
Seriously, is that the best place to promote using original songs, given the way her career is so blatantly built on Annette Hanshaw's corpus?

But it's on earlier in the week, and at like 8:00 or 9:00, so it WASN'T "currently on the air".

Yep. Just like there's no "I" in Qadafee.

Scared Straight
Perhaps it's just that I too have an affinity for horrible sodomy puns, but I could watch a whole Best-of Scared Straight compilation.

Gargamel
That's clearly not Wallace Shawn playing Gargamel, so how can I possibly accept this? It's as glaring an oversight as the Inspector Gadget movie not casting John C. McGinley as Chief Quimby.