I'd love …
… to "get a hole of Rona's", wink wink.

Cigar Store Indians
I almost bought one once in a highway gift shoppe in Oklahoma, but it would have taken my last $100 and I couldn't have gotten it in my car to get back to Pennsylvania.

Puck & Lauren's Sex Tape
I was actually surprised when the show pointed out that the kids making a sex tape would be a felony (although it stopped short of pointing out the horrific fact that they'd be looking at ~15-25 years' prison time and a life of registration as sex offenders). Is this the first time in the…

The really sad part is, going through the list, I can't remember *which* one of my "friends" it is, so I can't delete him anyhow. (For all I know, his widow may have already deleted the account anyhow.)

That actually brings up an important point of modern etiquette: how long does one wait after a facebook friend dies before one removes the deceased from one's facebook friends list?

I'll take the pseudo-Kardashian commercial
… over the new one that's hyping up how sexy Old Navy pants make their wearers look by showing off their ankles.

Kim is clearly talented.

Liverpool-Man U isn't a lazier reference, in fact it worked in context because it's one that someone might really care about. The Yankees play the Red Sox nationally on ESPN; the Pirates play the Nationals on a Pittsburgh AM radio station.

@anyaroses: because any ballin' nigga worth his salt can only use a 24-kt gold, diamond-studded condom.

While I welcome the news
… and look forward to more, I don't think "a Facebook blog post or something" is necessarily a bad way to closure something. Steven Moffat's epilogue to Coupling on Outpost Gallifrey was classic, and even the Moff would have had a hard time pulling off the same thing on screen.

Hey, it's 1993!
You want to see a really dated reference? Jerry's index finger being his "phone finger".

Do Or Do Not. There Is No Try.
How does anyone "try" to invade Paris? Unless he ran out of gas before he reached the Chunnel, that's got to go down as the most epic failure in military history outside of Italy.

They very easily can stop him
Just file it under "Security Concerns". Especially with Lt. Frank Drebin not being available to protect them, they REALLY need to be careful about whom they let in, and some guy in a tuxedo-and-mask getup could be ANYONE. After all, I'm pretty sure they have a guest list for these sorts…

The Season 3 DVD set was released August 26, 2003, so it was probably recorded in the spring of that year.

MJ
Greatest Line In Any Review Ever: "First the show had to create an episode around Jackson so they chose themes they suspected Michael Jackson might find resonant: mental illness, non-conformity, racial and gender confusion, celebrity, the poignant loneliness of childhood and being ostracized and mocked by society…

Death Spirals
"There are always fans of any show who will complain that the show isn't as good as it was in season one"

Congratulations, Highlander franchise,
… you've successfully out-gayed Freddie Mercury.

Liz never appeared in X-Men with acting so bad the new version had to get January Jones to make you forget her plankiness (http://www.avclub.com/artic…. Even Taylor Lautner wouldn't touch that legacy with a 10-foot pole. Case closed.

Life Imitating Art
Didn't this exact thing happen on Tosh.0 the other day?

What we have here is
* A movie
* Which features a scene set at a party
* Which is important enough to the plot for the protagonist to attend
* But all traces of said protagonist can be removed from the scene
* But the rest of the scene stays in the movie.