I would be happy if they played Can't Explain. In reality though, the set will just be one big CSI theme song medley. With one of their insipid rock opera numbers thrown in for good measure.

Me neither. I was hoping it had something to do with a sequel to the Cosby-themed pornographic film. That is looking less and less to be the case.

Uncle Jack wasn't funny to you? "If you think he's so cool, why do you go over there and give Mr. half-man a kiss." I guess it was a pretty broad humor.

Oh shit! If someone shushed me during a commercial, I would…I would fucking…give them the frowning of a lifetime. Motherfuckers.

I watch the superbowl for the halftime show.
I just want to see Rhianna and Daltry do a duet of "Pinball Wizard"
It is of little importance to me which sqaudron scores the final run.

Here Comes the Coast Guard!

I'm thinking the situation hired a lawyer to draft the document, and based on the situation's instructions that "I want to put my name on all kinds of shit people can wear," we are treated to this exhaustive list.

The Crazy Dogggzzz would maintain that a piece of music written 13 years prior in Poland can be slightly influenced by the song they wrote last year. I think William and Fergie will be fine.

Or he could enjoy Sir Ian McClellan's portrayal of Gandolph the Wizard.

or he could listen to George Michael. Or watch reruns of Doogie Howser, MD.

See that's what one would think. But the internet is lousy with pictures and videos of people enjoying ICP and keeping that money train going.

I thought her scenario of ICP enjoying Disney World was pretty creative. Harbinger, Mexican, and All Trolled Up, I'm hating on y'all now. Boo-Yaa.

I can't wait for the sequel
I hear in that one the posse has to battle diabettees and hypertension.

Polish? Even better.

How is it I have lived life this long and never before been aware of this wonderful website? Does it make me a simpleton that the Russian alphabet on the internet just makes me giggle?

Dick Clark IS young viewers

I still repeat that "looking for things" quote whenever I can't finds my keys in the morning.

Bed-Stuy Druggars. Or Flat Bush Druggars. Those two will fuck you up.

Those female chipmunks look so fuckable. Wait, did I just think that or did I actually type it?

One of the challenges for the cast is they are given a G-14 paygrade for a day at the Dept. of the Interior and have to assist the Assistant Secretary draft testimony for the appropriations subcomittee in the Capitol basement conference room tomorrow at 7:30am. Exxxtreme!!!!