It makes sense that they would find the WASPiest people
to get together for a mad cap ensemble piece set in Italy. All the real Italian actors and actresses are all busy portraying Injuns in the latest John Wayne full length feature western.

Oh, there's always an inlet.

It is amazing how great everyone in that movie was (including Juaquin). Wasn't Gus Van Sant's next movie the one where Sean Connery kept saying, "You're the man now, dog?"

I like the term "naughties" juxtaposed with the recent Time magazine cover "The Worst Decade Evar!" Kind of sums things up nicely.

Tennis braceletts have saved my cold, loveless marriage on more than one occaision. Thanks, Jared's!

I'd imagine the guy who plays Jim in the Office
was really impressed at Justin's improv skills. "Yes, my fiance will probably have sex with me becasue she is excited about the nomination."

I just wanted to bring up the battling saxaphone solo, because the world needs to be reminded from time to time. But no, it really isn't a debatable point.

Beyond a subsistance living, I kind of doubt Iggy had a lot of huge paydays from the Stooges or his solo stuff. It's not like he was co-headlining Madison Square Garden with William Joel or anything. I thought he deserved to cash in.

The battling saxaphone solos in Su-Su-Sudio makes up for the rest of Mr. Collins' artistic output as a solo artist. But, yeah, Genesis is pretty much better.

Say what you will about his taste in this year's movies
but Tarantino can deconstruct Top Gun like nobody's business.

It is official
Everyone must say they like Precious. Unless you are a really angry black guy who has set a precedent for writing about things that make you a really angry black guy in the first place.

You know your life has taken a turn for the worst when an Alabama cage match promoter is giving you lessons on responsibility.

haha. Voting.

@Norse: That actually helps me understand this a little better. I had an idea of stereotypical 50-something execs sitting around saying "Our projections show limited negative exposure on this woman beating thing versus the ratings boost as long as we have the "It Ain't Cool To Smack Hos" PSA ready to launch at the…

I enjoy that So I Married an Axe Murderer was quoted in this thread.

Actually, I have no idea who she is either.

You seriously don't know? Get the hell out of my AV Club message board right now! Get out!

Do the gators respond to the 9-11 calls, or are the calls regarding gator attacks and/or mishaps.
Admit it, you all were thinking the same thing.

Italian-American hitmen in a quite Wyoming town? Now I've seen everything.

Remember in Funny Farm where Chevy Chase at first acts like he is amused by the little country songbird outside his window, but then throws his cup of coffee at it because the chirping is actually irritating him?
This Morgans movie has some big shoes to fill.