Amelie is right to hate!
I don't know how many times I've had to tell my D&D group that Karate is from Japan, not from China! Wu-shu kung fu is the preferred art of China. I told my sensei about this, and he couldn't believe it either. The whole dojo was in stitches over this. C'mon!

Baja Fresh is two townhouse developments over. But they all think their shit don't stink just because they got an Ikea last year, so I just leave it alone.

Well, aren't you fortunate to know a chef with rudimentary knowledge of Mexican cooking, as opposed to the rest of us who can only choose between the Chipotle at the strip mall next to the Target, and the Taco bell express in the Wal- mart.

I just watched the No Mercy/Housewives crossover clip
Is No Mercy a show about nurses who also solve crimes in their spare time?
And although I run the risk of being stricken with a flaming cancer arrow worth 523 hit points, the acting wasn't as non-existent as I thought it would be. The housewives were selling it…

Krusty certainly learned his lesson about letting Ray Jay Johnson co-host. It looks like silly buns has had a run in or to with Ray J as well. Yikes.

This comment section really needs an "edit" button. Transgendered since the majority of you stays a dude, but it's like, what about the rest of you, guy? You see where I'm going with this?

We knew what you meant. You crazy transgenered narcissist.

Madea would same something about little Mexicans and hit him with her purse. Everyone in the audience would go ballistic with laughter. Tyler Perry adds another giant sack of money to his money pile.

Does the fact that I am not preoccupied with horrible mutilations and death make me less male. According to Spike, the manswer is a resounding "Yes!"

I'll have you know that I am accessing the AV club in the steel mill's employee break room/computer lab. I'll get back to manning the blast furnace smelter aparatus when I'm good and ready.

Huey Lewis would beat Phil Collins to a wimpering pile with deftly delivered karate kicks and upper cuts. But just as Huey Lewis turns his back in disgust, Phil Collins hits him in the back of the head with a blackjack or something. God I hate Phil Collins.

I think justsmileand nod is the ROTC kid who would come up to your lunch table and try to join in on the converstation about the Simpsons by telling everyone about the new microwave kill laser the Army was now putting on all its tanks.

When I watch gay porn, the LAST thing I want is a slow segue into hardcore guy on guy action.

There is already a show for that on another channel. You know, Apache v. Ninja, Special Forces v. a Roman Gladiator, and so on and so forth.

The manswers are fast-paced and irreverent?
I like my queries on how much I should tip a prostitute manswered with respectful meticulousness, thank you very much.

One of his better scenes
Jay: What's wrong with you?

Or this title: "Omarosa's Ultimate Merger: Yes, we are referring to sexual intercourse when we say 'Ultimate Merger.'"

I enjoy the sassy African American mom. So very sassy.

Did Kramer apologize to the Afro Americans?
And more importantly, did Jerry shush people when they started laughing?

She has an amazing story. Before this, she was just a struggling actress living in LA. Can you believe it!?