Dead/Alive and Flaming Lips led to the bone session? I'm picturing chaotic, messy, yet whimsical love making.

I think Dunham really rose to the top of the ventriloquist secen when he baked himself into that loaf of bread and then fed the troops with it.

In this rare exception, the fact that your child (like every child born in the US since 1999) will be raised by violent video games is actually a step up. Congratsulations.

"Dad that my wrist! 'Hey man, that's his neck!'"

If tv and movies have taught me anything, it's that the coolest spies and assassins are the ones who have been trained since childhood to spy and kill. I'm sure somewhere in there is a bit of taxable income.

Right lady,
It's the tough economy that keeps your hideous children from landing that gig in the Toys R Us catalog. Keep telling yourself that.

Am I the only one
who is pretty sure Lee Daniels snorted some primo movie director blow right before sitting down for the interview? Dude is hyped up.

That fella sure cusses a lot for a 50 year old man. Boy howdy.

The producer of cheaters will never understand why his degree from Oxford and his 5 years as stage director for the Royal Shakespeare Company culminated in the head job at Cheaters.

Who is this drizzlepuss?

What the fuck is wrong with you mitchell?
Well now that I know it was fake, I'm not as disturbed at her calm dressing down of her murderous boyfriend. It was just poor acting, not utter dead eyed nihilism. Or maybe it was 60%-40%.

I would like to know why we only got 2 days of ads for Arrested Development on IFC. Every time I clicked on the av and saw it, I was cheered up for a few seconds.

Sorry to have doubted you. I guess chest shitting and Elizabeth Cady Stanton don't necessarily have to be mutually exclusive concepts. Thanks for the lesson, Internet!

Okay, serioulsy, anyone who acutally knew who Elizabeth Cady Stanton was before the Huffington Post told you that Palin shouldn't be talking about her, please raise your hand.

I have lived my whole life thinking it was BerenSTEIN bears. I want to watch a movie about a bunch of stupid jewish bears.

Michael!

Overboard
Was a fantastic film.

I'm not proud of a whole lot in my life. But I am proud I have absolutely no idea who Gilly is.

What nightmarish domestic abuse scenario was in your mind when you wrote that, Josh Modell?

I expected so much when Michael Phelps hosted. And all I got was one wacky wig after another and a fist full of mumbled dialog. Have you no decency, SNL?