Gene Simmons works for ESPN? I'm so confused. Y'all are a bunch of racists.

I mixed up Ture Life and Made. Therefore, you win by default and Road Rules is far superior to any show I may cite as enjoyable.

Motherfucker. Then what is true life? Are those like, "I am in a biracial couple." Well, those aren't bad either. How embarrassing.

True life is more of a short little documentary about people mismatched with a profession or hobby, and it plays out with seemingly minimal manipulation from the producers. It's not shakespeare, but it passes the time.

Are you ready for some lip syncin'!? I said, are you ready for some lip-syncing!? Ladies and gentlemen, N-Sync!

It wasn't me, although I wish I could take credit. It is truly THE "dumb person trying to sound profound" phrase of the late 00's.

How can she not yell at those disgusting fat bodies?

Nilus is clearly a female who has adopted a male persona to post on the av club to support her boot wearing agenda. Actual men who are men in real life care little to none at all about the completely impractical, overpriced footwear choices made by those we want to sleep with.

Before every one jumps on Amelie about liking MTV
I will say I happened upon an episode of True Life where a painfully effeminate highschool dance/theater kid decided he wanted to be a boxer. It was the best thing I've seen on MTV since Chris Rock hosted the VMAs and insulted everybody who came within 100 feet of him.

Well, I would have ruined my pants if she had used "at the end of the day" in front of " we continue to believe in the value of brand integrations and partnerships between brands, media companies and talent"

That is a good call. I also like one of the early lines in which he says with complete earnestness that some of his Martin Lawernece type behavior on the show is actually inspired by his cousin, rather than Martin Lawrence. I couldn't tell if he was a master at deadpan or if that is really true.

"You have to stop pointing at women in the cafeteria and yelling, "I wanna get that pregnant."

Wow, George Plimton plays for Detroit, founded the Paris Review, AND played the dean in Boner Academy?

Oh yeah, I accused Courtney too. Just a little more so than Miley.

I hope my repeated accusations against her of murdering Kurt
didn't play a part in Miley quitting to post her delightful "tweets."

Joe Francis is Girls Gone Wild=Joe Francis is sex=world-wide from coast to coast

If I bought a pair of these shoehans…
….. and then I lost one of the shoes in, say, a boating acccident, and I was left with only half a pair of said shoes, then I would be…

Will these shoes also be available "24/7?"

That "countdown to porn" was also done with Mary Kate and Ashley. I told everyone at the time that they had amassed more money than God himself, and would spend their adult years doing whatever they damned well pleased.
And now I'm telling all of my new internet friends the same thing about Miley.

Number of rediculously good looking youngsters who spontaneously break into acrobatic flips while they're just hanging out partying with Miley: 9.