She made an analogy between begining participation on a dancing competition television program and having a penis inserted into her vagina for the first time. I really don't see the problem.

Speaking of the Black Crusaders, I wonder what they think of Tyra. Could it be that they are grroming her for a position in their cadre, or have they granted her her own fiefdom?

It's Bobby's fault
Just like it's Joe Jackson's fault. Oprah and the Black Crusaders just won't give the brothers a break.

HA! I completely forgot about Terminator. I think Bale's cockney accent hissy fit is what people will remember rather than the movie.

I love it when the British
are shown to be just as crass and ham fisted as us 'Muricans. Because they soooo think their shit don't stink.

There is on gif of Beil having sex
I think it is from Rules of Attraction. I haven't seen in in awhile, but I would sacrifice 10 computers for just a glimpse. You here me? 10 computers!

This edition of the Hater
is too long. Brevity is…wit.

Randy could make a cameo if they do an episode about hard partying teens who live at the Baltimore City Department of Social Services group home. That would be pretty hot.

But he's got his arms crossed, so you know he is a doughy white schlub who means business.

I think Kanye West said that.

But is Disney going to do a sequel to Ms. Shue's other critically acclaimed film, Leaving Las Vegas? I'm thinking Zach Efron and Vanessa Hudgens could take the place of Nicholas Cage and Elizabeth Shue.

He could beat the devil by jamming out on dual keyboards that are at varying heights. That is a guaranteed win.

Wait, I thought Adventures in Babysittng taught us that.

No, it's the one where he has a shred of with the devil's heavy metal guitar desciple (aka Steve Vai).

Didn't they run an article about how the new thing was for guys to not wear socks with their suits? Or weaing pink suits? Or wearing sandles with suits?
Fist-shaking old dudes indeed. What kind of communist beat nik has a gut and doesn't wear socks?

I agree with Steamous. I too would very much like to one day insert my penis into the vagina and/or anus of the actress who up until now I have only pleasured myself to through digital images. I think that would be great. Especially if she did it solely for financial gain. Hotttt!

Whatever, Radio Shack is one of the few places that has any sort of adapters or amplifiers for record players and cassette players. Not everyone in the world in blessed with an Iphone 3000z Touch Berry.

Who know? Maybe this movie will surprise us and there will be NO love interest, NO unreasonable boss who doesn't understand the difficulty of raising kids, and NO getting pissed on while changing a diaper.

I bet her boss is demanding too. Probably a ball busting harpy who put her career in front of ever having kids. I mean, some people just need to take a step back and realize what is really, I mean really, important in life.
*Cue Talking Heads "Once in a Lifetime" or the Commitments' version of "Mustang Salley"*

God, that kid is such a tease. He's driving the mom crazy with horniness with his vague answers.