Haha. I know it seems like lame interweb bragging, but it was my one brief forray into the mythical attractive girlfriend club that George and Jerry spoke of.

I took my 10 year old niece and my hot girlfriend to see Drives Me Crazy on opening night. I was the only person over 21, and the only male. I looked like the world's biggest perv.

I'm sure both ironic and unironic masturbators would be interested in watching this.

Not that I have any first hand knowledge
But I heard from some guy who is friends with my cousin who I hardly ever talk to that they made a Sienfeld porn with look alikes acting out the roles and having sex with eachother. But I hardly know if that is true or not, and would never watch anything like that anyway, even…

Hey, remember when Michael Richards made the apology on Letterman with Jerry sitting there, and people kept laughing, and Jerry kept telling the audience not to laugh, and Michael Richards kept calling them "Afro-Americans?" That.was.awwwesome.

What?

I'm glad I tortured you

Dukey-wookey hurt his wittle hand

Wow. That judge fucked up big time.

@Switters: haha nice story. Let me guess, your friend was charged with disorderly conduct. Or was the charge Making Terroristic Threats to a Police Official or some other made up shit.

Those shakey head demons still scare the piss out of me. Fuck that fucking scary movie.

The people in LA are soooo superficial
In the heartland, us hard working American know that the police only fill out reports for battery if a jaw is broken or they find you twitching on the pavement. Hollywierd and their ripped shirts…*shakes head disaprovingly and goes back to manning the rendering vat*

Please explain how you arrived at this conclusion. The more graphic the better.

Productive Lady Constable and the Artic Region Bandits

He'll send Harrison Ford out to find him a skin job that knows Chinese.

I can't decide which twist (the skinny bitch vs. the hunky man) would be more cruel and demeaning to the contestant. I am confident Fox has the balls to at least try something along these lines.

Or better yet, they scour LA for a sculpted Mediterranean gentleman who craves the chub, and now Luke has to compete against him.

I think Anderson is hard to outright hate. Dr. Robuttnik claims to hate him, but then writes a paragraph praising him as hilarious, fun, okay I guess, and pretty funny. That's not very robot-like of you.

I watched the commercial. The only thing I'm confused about is the exact demographic this car is being marketed to. Talk a bout your vague, cerebral advertising.

Is Tony Todd the African-American gentleman with the impossibly gravely voice? Wasn't he in Snatch or something?