It's a veritable who's who of "Hey, it's that actor. You know, the one that was in that thing that one time. And that other thing too."

Yo, it's getting heavy in this thread. I'm still waiting for someone to tell us how black womenz be to really get the internet arguing party started.

How are you a celebrity type exactly? And don't reference your status as a professional soccer athlete. Being famous in Turkey and Cameroon don't count for our purposes.

I remember that! Gee, that bit never got old.

Record store clerk files all African-American musicians under "Urban"

I wonder what rating Pulp Fiction got. I think I know about 10 morons that started smoking as a direct result of how fun it looked in that movie. Shit, now want a cigarette.

She kept dating all those jerks, when in fact the guy she should have been interested in was working at the bookstore next to her all along. The sexual tension as agonizing.

She hates men, and the man who hates women is the only one who will get to have sex with her. Sounds hilarious.

"…and featuring William H. Macy from Magnolia and the Cooler as the wild refer smokin accountant dad! Can Bart really handle much more of his dad's wacky hijinx as he tries to get laid!?"

Duh, teens can harness their positive thoughts to do better in their studies and finally get that treasurer spot in the student government they've had their eye on. Get with times, grandpa.

So Shannon, you like the AV club? Pretty cool articles and stuff, huh. So…what's you're major?

Tarantino would be Perry Ferral. Pretty cool at first, and largley imitated early on. But then he lost his mind in an uncool way and started Porno For Pyros/directed Jackie Brown.

That bummed out grey haired dude is all too real.

…tell me that those are "photo shopped" and not, as I fear, actually from an ad for this!

You didn't watch the link to the ad, apparently.

Was the fat murder girl sitting on the guys face and smothered him with her vagina? I would expect nothing less than a full forensicky type discription from the rediculously good looking lab techs.

Um…this is awkward. So…you guys like tennis?

It's like those Dove body lotion adds never even happened.

The batchelor dude is so horny for big girls
I bet he lingers for a couple of seconds when he walks by the Lane Bryant at his local mall. Just like I do.

Come to think of it, some of the Khmer Rouge's most enthusiastic genocidal killers were teenagers. God! Why are teenagers such little pricks!?