Just another reason to dislike Billy Bob Thorton. It was Scarlett fucking Johanson, you idiot hillbilly.

You guys are just mad that those highschool boys egged your Bonneville.

You know…because it's stuff. And stuff sucks.

I would posit that more people know who Jon Gosselin is than know who Arturo Gatti is. Christ, come to think of it, this douche might be more recognizable at this point in time than McNair. Now I'm angry at myself too. Fuck.

Jon better be careful
or he will complete the trilogy of older famous guys getting murdered by their nutso early-20s girlfriends. Even though the other 2 were retired pro athletes. I still fear for Jon's safety.

To continue with the shameless Boogie Nights fanboy thread, me and my best friend ever went to see Magnolia on opening night, and were utterly disappointed that it wasn't in fact "Boogie Nights 2." We complained so bitterly afterwards to the art school students we went with (I think they had acutally gotten us free…

Fuck! I totally forgot about him making up his own lyrics. I remember watching this and that detail giving me instant flashbacks of every asshole cokehead I've ever had the misfortune to be stuck in a room with. Nice touch.

I always liked that Rahad Jackson
doesn't get hurt or killed in the scene. I imagine that 25 years later, when he is at his daughter's college graduation with his wife, he thinks to himself, "Man I did a shit ton of coke in 83."

Still waiting for the sequel to Buckaroo Bonzai. I was promised a sequel right before the end credits started rolling.

See, that's the thing…when I was 18 I KNEW I was an idiot, and so I pretty much had a happy go lucky attitude and by all acounts was a pleasant person to be around. When I got to that 20 to 24 range, I (and all my peers) was still just as dumb, but at that point I thought I was hot shit and mature. It was the perfect…

I prefer my hyperbole rather than your measured, rational assesment. But I appreciate your contribution.

Really the core issue is ages 20 to 24
is the time in a human's life when they are at their absolute dumbest and most self centered. This has been true for the past few centuries. Only now people are willing to spend money to be told this.

The waiter sketch was the only funny sketch from the Dana Carvey Show. Literally the entire rest of that series were jokes about Bob Dole being old and mumbly.

"Nice to meet you, Tyrone. Do you like Tyler Perry? Well do you!?'

White people are named Lenny.

Cool story, Hansel.

He positioned himself in front of cameras and unleashed his uber- creepiness on humanity once again.

That motherfucking pencil thin mustache is not helping his efforts. You know, his efforts not to be in the top ten most reviled humans of the late 20th century.

It's no Kwanza Cake
But the addition of Mario Lopez trying to play along with her drunk single mom act makes it a close second.

Yeah, I didn't know CBS had any 75 year olds on staff.