The little brother really makes the video something special. Even if it is faked, a truly stellar performance as a pain in the ass sibling.

Yes! This stoy is such a clusterfuck that pretty much any thing David Caruso had to say about it would be hilarious.

And then the terrorist will hate us more.

Nikki Cox hooked up with Jay Mohr? Her body has that level of hotness that makes me want to kill a man. Now I know who that man would be.

So you are saying that Georgie Porgie kissing the girls and making them cry=subtext?

Honky Grandma's from Kentucky be trippin.

Yes, the DC MTA has designated "Lost White-People Stabbers" at various stops on the Blue Line. Although with the recent budgetary shotfalls…

The debate about the adverse effects of eggs on your cardio-vascular health….ARE OVER!

"By gum it put those towns on the map" (displays map showing only the three aformentioned towns)

The phrasing of "cried for 24 hours straight and then collapsed" and the fact that it was meant to be a really serious and dramatic take on the situation makes me like totally lol 2. :)

Seriously, DC is so not dangerous anymore. People still like to tell horror stories about SE DC from the mid 90s, but have you honestly met anyone who has a "I took a wrong turn at South Capitol and came face to face with an 8 year old holding a sawed off" story that took place in the past 10 years?

Now you are just giving the writing staff of CSI Miami waaaayyyyy too much credit.

The only reason I regret the decline of Blockbuster is now I won't be able to peruse the D grade horror titles they stock like Humpty Dumpty, Uncle Sam, The Ginger Bread Man, and The Gingerbread Man in tha Hood. Oh, and Uncle Sam 3: Uncle Sam in South Central.

Sammy, don't let an unregistered user get to you. We all got the joke.

Michael Bolton: Tom, every week you say you're going to lose your job and you're still here.

I'm really excited that I can supplement my real life dealings with manic- depressive family members with unscripted video confessionals from like minded sociopaths. Thanks A&E!
I'm sure this show will also get you an Emmy…Magazine cover story.

That quote isn't from the movie I think it's from, right?

Oh man! I remember Higher Learning. That movie made Crash look like…like…who's that really good director who has made movies about race relations that DOESN'T beat the message into your brain with a sledge hammer? Yeah, that guy.

There is no way you just said Ralph Macchio was in Pump Up the Volume.

But that final car chase where everyone in your senior class turned on their radios and drove to the highschool football field made it all worth it.