I didn't know MTV was so pro-same sex kisses. But really, any organization that is pro-Jennifer Tilly is alright in my book. Ugh…must…not…think…sexy thoughts about Jennifer Tilly.

Lead in to Home Improvement
Just that alone makes me laugh. I gotta get this dvd.

Steve Carell and Dana Carvey's extended uncontrollable laughter after successfully pulling of a prank was so infectious. Doing the pay and run prank is the first thing I'm going to when I eventually start earning more money than I know what to do with.

I'd imagine, Trip, that you aim your super submarine ray gun at the two fighting monsters, and just as the winner gives the final strike, you blast the winner while he's distracted. Yes, that's how we will do it. I have no time for your "science" and "research." I'm taking this plan to the president right now. Nothing…

The shark has to be just a week away from retirement.

Any one who besmirches Mr. Lamas has obviously not seen Body Rock. It was a poor man's Breakin 2:Electric Boogaloo. And it was a beautiful, beautiful mess.

Leno is the host of your nightmares, but the Macaulay Culkin-half-man- in-red-sweater-and-rope is the unholy demon at whose hand you will meet your unholy doom.

The Kevin Sorbo is surprisingly the best dressed out of all of them.

I really liked the soul brother at the airline ticket counter. That dude looked like an ex-marine, right back from a tour in Nam. Dig it.

Boxers and Have a Go Merchant are pretty accessible and good examples of his song writing ability as well.

Holy Christ!
That Johnny Carson clip rules my life for the rest of eternity. Both Carson's joke, Ed's laugh, the crowd reaction, and "Sing Your Life"

Most helpful tattoo artist in the entire world
I would like to change my screen name to that.
I wish in real life people I spoke to just happened to have gigantic leather bound reference books just sitting around to answer whatever questions I might have in the course of the day.

Everytime I see one of the annoying Comcast Cable commercials that uses the ear melting indie-folk stylings of the Juno soundtrack, I relive the horror all over again. Lord, that was a bad soundtrack.

Two dollars means a snack to me
But it means a big deal to you

I think Kickboxer starring Jean Claude Van Damme had a sequence before the final battle where the combatants dipped their gloves in a bucket of glue, and then a bucket of nails. The fact that I still remember that and felt the need to type it gives me serious doubts about where my life is headed right now.

I would also like to point out "Hamsters in adorable tiny hoodies"

Since early 1990s top 40 hip-hop is discussed so much on the AV message board, I for one am glad you clarified which Arrested Development should get fucked. That could have turned ugly.

It seems to be taking all of the most irritating elements of Juno and turning it into an unholy, brain searing experiment to see how much indie-quirk society can handle before the universe collapses on itself.

Hot Shots part duex was pretty good as well. Dipping his burlap hand wraps in caramel and gummy bears in preparation for the Van Damme style deathmatch will excuse Mr. Sheen's sitcom work and off the set antics until 2014.

The kid producer of the kid show on his kid black berry blowing off Jack and incorrectly listing Jenna as having died. I enjoyed this.