me: "you look like my calculus professor"
peter noonan: "what a coincidence."
gf: "i like your voice."
pn: "interesting."
me: "House of the Devil was awesome."
pn: "it was a memorable experience."

buck 65 4-ever

"the only thing worse than"
"Henry VIII ran out"
"doesn't contain"
"when people start"

You know just papers.
You know, my papers.
Business papers.

John Wayne killed a lot of gooks in the war
We don't give a fuck about John anymore
We all heard his tale of blood and gore
Just another pawn for the capitalist whore

it was all downhill after "edward penishands."

someone pooped in my coffee. should i still drink it? i mean, the heat from the liquid will make the poop inedible, right?

…vladimir putin lowered his newspaper, sat it on the nearby table, and then downed a shot of room-temperature vodka. he peeled off his shirt as he almost wobblessly gained his feet and proceeded to pose with his rifle. "Perhaps we could begin with the partying?" he announced to no one in particular. as one of…

in the episode where Fa'ad got stuck in the vodka cellar, he was funny. the 'slippery slope' line was great.
in the 'lame, cheapo party' episode, Fa'ad had some good lines about the sno-ball and tub of dead animals.
the 'new york tough guy' was great.
"he thought i was a real doctor!"

i agree with the general consensus that this show is entertaining.

is he bagging up the dumped diarrhea? my dog would like some.

i thought that "super"bowl sunday was a day set aside to remind ourselves how much we could eat and wash down with beer while yelling at televisions.

at least no one's making fun of Steubenville, Ohio. Fred Mertz was born there.

"stoned to death" sounds cool. thai stick?

"eddie money" is one of those names that i know exist, and i have never made the connection between the songs i hear and the name of the persons who performed them. probably because they sound similar to my philistine ears. see also: which one of them is "boston," anyway?

Kafka's "The Burrow" really blows (cuz it's so boring), but might make for an interesting Werner Herzog film.

…starring Charlie Sheen

maybe there could be a remake of Blood Feast. that might actually be good.

crud. i missed getting to see them on the GWOtR tour because the transmission in my Gremlin shit the bed. one of my friends saw them in DC that same year and said the sound was bad. plus she hated Otton von Schirach, who i would've loved to have seen live.

also a bad idea: seeing a band that has split up. "The Misfits" and "Dead Kennedys" were a disappointment several years ago. but that probably is no surprise.