Moby can put on a fine DJ set. i wouldn't have believed it if i hadn't seen and heard it myself. for all of the slow introspective stuff he puts out on albums, he does know how to move a crowd. hard.

Electric Hellfire Club opened up for some shitty band i'd never heard of before back in orlando in about '98. even though EHC were good, they were upstaged by the (now shitty) Pitbull Daycare, who really put on a great live show at the time and opened for the openers.

Man Man really deserves overtime pay. those guys make their already crazy songs sound absolutely manic live, especially since they have to switch instruments and the drummer basically has a well-timed spastic fit during the whole show.
GWAR needs to be seen to be believed
Gogol Bordello can rock the house for an…

the key word was "completely."
the SAT's would do it like this: "The Jerk : The Man with two Brains :: Anchorman : Land of the Lost"
even though "Kicking and Screaming" and "Megamind" exist, they're no "Cheaper by the Dozen," and Ferrell at least occasionally lets loose the hilarity - "Drunk History," for example.

a refund of all of their money, payable to me, would be nice.

i liked the part where he bored into the tree and grabbed some insects for food. it was in the second or third of his last several boring movies. the one with weevils, probably.

somewhere i have an excel graph that illustrates steve's decline in hilarity over the years. for added laffs, i superimposed it onto Will Ferrell's corresponding graph of hilarity decrease. get ready for him to also be completely boring in a few years or more.

"what's happening?"
seriously. almost every horror movie uses this phrase.

once, after describing some shit to someone, i was told: "you look at shit."

"looking like shit and tasting like chicken" is one thing, but "tasting like shit and looking like chicken" is something else entirely

"not stopping until death" is one thing, but "my decision to not rape them until after they die" is something else entirely

cursing like fucking sailors (a how-to):
say "fuck" a lot. maybe every other word, even if it feels excessive. for example, call your friends "buddy fuckers" when they let you down.

…well, it IS the US

one of my favorite lines from a *ahem* "movie that can't be played in the workplace" is this one: "i first started sucking d**ks when i was 12."

maybe there's a fun way to say: "but i liked her voice, and even thought she was hot as her train began to wreck (and continued wrecking)," combined with: "but i also thought that it was a good idea to shoot at cops."

well, it did kinda stink that i saw Marilyn Manson perform in a dank cave with very few people in it to being forced to see them in a stadium of thousands over the course of a few months as they suddenly got famous

no. sorry.

radio friendly unit shifter?

whenever i think of Kinski, he's playing with a butterfly. or grabbing monkeys by the head and throwing them into a South American river. actually, let's say that i think of both of them simultaneously. that should sum him up decently for an introduction.

just showin up to express some love for the 90's industrial.
MLWTKK's "I See Bad Spirits…" is great. listen to anything they made before "Sexplosion" and it'll be good.
also, while never really 'official,' it wasn't about 'depeche mode,' but was "Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid."
why has there been no mention of Les…