As far as I'm concerned, that photo is overly photoshopped. Skin just doesn't look like that, and weird photoshopped not-skin is kind of off-putting.

"For fuck's sake it's two morphemes."

"but the idea that the descriptive/prescriptive debate is like a real thing where the people on either side need to take up arms or even hurl invective at each other seems a little overboard to me."

Linguistics is a really awesome subject! Linguists generally favor description over prescription. That is, they examine how people actually use language, rather than attempting to enforce some notion of how language "should" be used.

"I'd recommend the film of the staged Sweeney Todd over the piece of shit movie Sweeney Todd any day."

"with better songs than any musical I've seen in the last 20 years."

The OP's story sounds like when Dr Venture watched Best Little Whorehouse in Texas because he assumed it was a porno. But they never stopped singing.

Sure tons of people just got killed… but is that dog okay??

The movie I watched over and over in class was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I'm still so sick of that movie.

I've always been partial to A Thousand Clowns, in which Daniels has a small supporting role. I think people tend to get unfairly annoyed by the movie, though, because they somehow think that the main character is supposed to do no wrong.

"MY FATHER WAS AN IMMORTAL NYMPH-MAN, MY MOTHER IS A FISH."

"His helicopter went down in the Sea of Japan."

Isn't Spader's career about playing sleazy guys with weird hair?

Yes, he is Artie, the Strongest Mannnnnnhhh…. in the WORLD

The best part of the Rogan interview is the story of how Foley got the "extreme aggression" side-effect from anti-malaria meds, and attempted to beat up a reporter with a microphone.

And yes AV Club commenters, I will fuck all of you. Except Donna.

Also I am a lady :(

"Serious Poster, with his flopsweat double question marks"

I just wanted everyone to know
I've seen The Great Imposter.

The recent fuss over Bieber, Taylor Lautner (still a minor when Twi-moms were throwing their panties at him), and Jaden Smith (grown women cooing over his body when he was a pre-teen doing publicity for Karate Kid) is pretty disturbing. It's definitely based on the idea that all males always want to have sex and it's…