As for Twilight…

@Lovecraft: what's the medicore scene like in Brooklyn these days? I saw The Biopsies a while back and they've really gone downhill.

"Criteria is plural. She has to apply internal criteria (plural)—not just one, but multiple criteria."

I'm really good at Minesweeper, but somehow that doesn't make me feel proud.

Also 28-year-old women are old now? Damn

I like to think of the spam post actually being full of glottal stops

Wait, do you mean "criterion"? Upon rereading that, I can't quite tell.

I believe you mean "criterion."

I'm picturing lots of tiny O'Neals falling out of the sky.

Why did they use a photo that makes her look sedated?

"Ah, everybody just shutup and dance."

Yeah, it's pretty common for black people to naturally have vivid auburn hair.

"The company has followed a formula for years, mostly manipulating sentiment ( the jewel of the crown, Toy Story, is essentially nostalgia porn; 'Oh look, I used to play with that!') in a cheap way that people criticize Spielberg or Capra for doing."

But you can regain some of that flexibility by wearing cut-offs.

I once had to explain to someone in her 20s what "third base" means. Somehow she had never figured it out.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Except I'd say it's extremely disturbing.

"Yes, his snide responses when nobody else recognizes the danger Johnny poses are off-putting."

"Dunno what 'hawks dialogue system' refers to"

No, Godard is awesome.

So, did they fuck? And does he have any comment on how creepy Letter to Jane is?