A friend of mine was hit by a car and killed while jay-walking. Even though he was at fault, the person who hit him must be severely traumatized. But it was still really shitty when the local newspaper turned his life and death into a sermon about looking both ways before you cross the street. It's just not an…

Dreamworks Face is the worst.

Wait that was a statement, not a question :(

Serious question:

Actually, it looks like Pixar is aiming for a 2012 release for the princess movie: http://tinyurl.com/3mewscf

Pixar has been developing a fantasy movie about a Scottish princess for a while now. Concept art turned up on the web a couple years ago. It will probably end up being the first Pixar movie with a female protagonist (and it's about fucking time.

I finally looked up what Wesley Willis Fiasco.

Hmm I posted this above. But it seems to be more relevant to this thread so I'll post it again:

"He's good-looking"

And lol at glossing over his penchant for sexual assault.

"But we're talking about a guy with three kids, who owns a big house in CA, made plenty of money over the past 15 years or so in the biz, and usually seems relatively happy."

Yeah but for English-language haiku you usually use 5-7-5

I gained a lot of weight when an illness made it difficult for me to breathe for a couple years. It fucking sucks. In case you were thinking of gaining 50 pounds on a lark, I'd suggest that you not do it.

Also, warning on that Esquire link in the OP for showing a picture of a man with his nose torn off.

Harrods in England had that lion from the Youtube videos.
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How come this asshole's tiny comment got featured? It's not fair!

Doesn't anyone with light skin and straight brown hair look reasonably similar to Susie Derkins?

It may gross high, but what are the net profits each night? Each performance must cost a ton of money, even aside from the development costs.

It drives me nuts that the premise of "Twins" involves the idea that twins are always identical. They're not. There are tons of non-identical twins! Everyone knows this! It makes no sense!

Also it's pretty sweet when she tears her shirt in half and her boobs pop out.