Man I know I got in trouble for this last time but…..

There are oil wells on campus at Beverly Hills High School. They don't make the students rich, though. All the kids get out of it is cancer.

I recall him writing that Colfer is his ultimate twink fantasy or something.

Totally different director, but Gondry's commentary for The Science of Sleep has an incredible moment when he says that Bernal and the actress playing his mom both have "rodent groins." (He meant "snouts" or something.)

"Murphy, it's you!"
— a line actually said by Nancy Allen

And before I get flamed for what I wrote about mild obesity, keep in mind that a mildly obese person is probably a lot smaller than you think.

The fact that Wikipedia cites a crummy article about a phenomenon doesn't negate the existence of the phenomenon. You can dispute the term "food desert," but there are indeed neighborhoods where decent food is scarce.

"Spending twenty dollars at an overpriced urban grocery store on rice, lentils, frozen veggies, and cans of beans goes a surprisingly long way."

In honor of Hitler's birthday, I present to you…. TITLER

"I love how normally Lady Gaga is supposed to just be a airhead construct of a record company, listening to what the label bigwigs say to do slavishly to earn them their millions of dollars in cash and can't take honest credit for anything…"

The cover art with Gaga as a fucking motorcycle is awesome.

"Lady Gaga ordered the extermination of over 6 million Jewish people, homosexuals, and the retarded… ALLEGEDLY!"

"I'd like to smother you in a layer of my ranch dressing."

Steve McRib, why are you so grumpy? Is there something going on that you'd like to talk about?

"Go to a poorer type of neighborhood and go to the McDonald's there. You will see a ton of regulars. Why? Because the dollar menu is cheaper than buying food at the grocery store, and it's already cooked/prepared."

I actually wound up watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail about six times in class during high school.

There are a lot of people who live almost entirely on fast food. But they probably tend to live in food deserts where only fast food is available because there are no real grocery stores. And they can't move because of financial issues. So, they don't have much of a choice about what they eat.

Also I have seen far too many people order a "healthy" salad of iceberg lettuce (which has basically no nutritional value), smother it in a pint of ranch dressing, and declare that they're "eating healthy." A lot of people just really don't know how to make healthy food choices.

Having apple dippers on the menu makes a lot of people reason, consciously or subconsciously, "There is fairly healthy food here, so all the food is fairly healthy." Also the healthier menu items lure people who tell themselves that they'll order a salad, but crack and get a burger instead.

The point of having apple dippers and milk isn't to actually sell those foods. The point is to improve McDonald's image so people will go there and order fries and Big Macs.