I still weep bitter tears over the loss of Aranofsky for Robocop. God that would have been awesome.

Doc Savage is an old school scientist-adventurer and the main inspiration for Jonas Venture Sr.

Sorry, Butts just got a little nonplussed.

"Is it ever explained why Shrek is Scottish?"

You know Dr. Phil is up front about the fact that he's a TV personality and no longer works as a psychologist. (I'm sure he's legally required to do that, of course.) But Dr. Drew just goes around pretending to diagnose people he's never met. That's fucked up.

Is this the Ironic War Criminal from LF?

"maybe because fucking means full intercourse and frigging means masturbating."

I liked Defendor until the film made the argument that throwing a child molester through a plate glass window is a Good Thing. Cuz you know once you do that it's like the rape never happened!

I've been told that Anderson Cooper has a racial fetish for Asians. He's not really closeted, though. His official stance is that he won't reveal his sexual orientation because it would compromise his objectivity or some bullshit like that. And if you know that not all gay dudes are Village People, then you know what…

Basically I found it to be a pandering pile of shit.

"Sadly, there is still a sense of hate for any movie that's based around a female or group of females."

Foster's Home was a gorgeous show that really took advantage of the possibilities of flash animation.

In that short story Philip K Dick devotes a ton of space to describing how a secretary is sporting brightly colored paint on her bare tits. The man had the sexual proclivities of a baboon.

I'm just gonna say right here that Kodachrome photos are fucking beautiful.

Lets go steal her girdle.

She has the power to rear-project major cities

"I honestly have always believed that Chyna was once a man. I've never researched it, but watched several minutes of her reality show. And that was enough."

It reminds me of restaurants with a "kitschy '50s diner" theme.

"When I suggested she lift some weights at the gym (which she went to a lot) she said she didn't want to get 'Madonna arms.'"

Also her hair is teased like a Dolly Parton wig.