Honestly the face is the funniest part. It's not any sort of "ideally beautiful," and then there's the Blue Steel factor.

The cape is basically a way to draw "action lines." In illustrations, a cape can trail behind a superhero and indicate the direction in which they're moving.

"The Flash should be lithe and streamlined— a swimmer's physique (or a runner's, I suppose)"

"Lynda Carter's boobs never looked that fake either."

Do pretty women look like pretty trannies?

Women who aren't beautiful look just like trannies.

"I'm going to submit that "Peanuts" is rivalled only by "Bloom County" as the best mainstream comic strip ever. Discuss. Or not."

I like Realistic Garfield better than Garfield Without Garfield.

I did sort of confuse them with Lordi.

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"It's not some bold philosophical statement about artifice or something."

I don't really get GWAR. Who the hell wants to see Finns in loincloths? The albedo must be off the charts.

How does Avenged Sevenfold get classes with GWAR?

The Sunset Tree will always be my favorite because yes, my childhood was that sad.

This is really hilarious given that ballet nerds have been freaking out for months on Youtube about Natalie's "poor technique"

Maybe the general public will actually care that Sheen beats up women instead of thinking it's okay because they find Sheen charming and think the women were "just whores."

"I'm not clinking on your link at work, Ted, but I find it hilarious that Wikipedia labels their pages like that."

And it features a bunch of drunken Wall Street types yelling about how much they hate poor people.

Sorry, it's The Last Party

" Apparently, his time in prison changed Downey's mind, but I don't really understand his explanation either"