Fact:

"He definitely was a tobacco man..died of lung cancer."

"http://goodcomics.comicbook…"

"So, what did you think?"

I think a lot of laws cause more harm than good and are unfairly implemented, and should therefore be changed.

Where the hell do you live that there are cigar stores in malls??

That's hilarious. I guess that's about how much each person would get if there were some kind of class action suit.

Actually she was just a friend of a friend, because she was awful to be around what with all the "WHAT KIND OF DILDO DO YOU LIKE???" bullshit.

As a teen I had a friend who would attempt to flirt with entire rooms at a time by shouting about dildos. Going near a Spencers was especially awful.

"I just hated how almost every transition had a block of brightly-colored text explaining what was going on in a very third-grade history book sort of way. Seemed like lazy editing/directing."

I don't know much about cocaine, but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't get it soggy in a humidor.

Dugong

Which isn't to say that it's not fun to watch.

"I saw the tail end of the Joel McCrea Most Dangerous Game recently. The villain has some hilarious looks on his face, equal to Travolta/Cage. They took out the awesome last line of the story, though."

I would say durian, except some people believe it tastes live pussy.

Randys Donuts' post made me think about this… pineapples are probably the least provocative fruit.

I just want my kids back :(

I have no idea who Burl is, outside of the scant information found in this thread (e.g., he is a national treasure)

I would definitely watch the first episode of a series based on Dinosaur Comics.

What adult is so sheltered that she'd get freaked out by a vanilla porn spread?