His last commentary will be all about how awesome the latest Dawes album is.

Zim likes the fatties.

You don't grade Dawes - Dawes grades YOU.

I never would have pictured Kelsey Grammer as Bruce Springsteen, but he was decent as Hank McCoy so I guess I'll give this a shot.

If this show had masked wrestlers in it I would still watch, even though Rob Schneider was in it.

Dawes decides who gets in and who doesn't.

And just as the porn industry is shut down by another HIV outbreak, too. How fortuitous for Mr. Sheen.

Someone should make a show about the Hustler Club. I'd watch that.

Make sure you work that record-scratching sound in there someplace.

Everybody wants prosthetic dolphin tails for their real dolphin tails.

Something about helmets.

I'm changing my screen name to Dr. Awsome T. Handomedouche. I called it. The rest of you, don't get any ideas.

Distractions at such a critical moment are always welcome (see also: baseball statistics).

If that were true then Bill Berry would have rejoined the band years ago.

Y'know, I'm tired of hearing people say "Shiny Happy People" sucks (hell, I'm tired of REM say the song sucks). You know why people don't like that song? Because it sounds like fun, that's why. REM is one of my favorite groups ever, but they wore their anhedonia like a stage costume. For 3 minutes and 45 seconds REM…

I'LL BURY THOSE COCK-A-ROACHES!!

Or Hillbilly Handfishing.

I never thought I would love to see the phrases "Academy Award winning actor" and "Art Howe" in the same sentence.

I enjoyed watching him in Men of Honor, but I just scrolled through his IMDB page and what the Hell has he been doing for the past 15 years? He knows he's Robert Fucking De Niro, right? Goddammit already, I don't care if he is 68 years old, Eastwood and Hackman were kicking ass well into their 70's. C'mon Bob (if I…

North Randall, by the mall.  It was quite some time ago.