you know how much I would buy that for?  That's right - a dollar.

you know how much I would buy that for?  That's right - a dollar.

All G 'n' R needed was just a little patience.

If Paul Shaffer accepts on behalf of (and dressed like) Don Kirshner it might be worth watching.

Yeah, I saw Predator 2 as well.

I'm going to assume that the Keys are held to a higher standard than most other bands, and that a "B" for the Keys means "better than 99% of the rest of music being released today, but not an all-time masterpiece."

Black Keys FTW. New album, tour coming up - it practically writes itself.

Nah, I postponed my usual halftime bowl time for Springsteen and, believe it or not, Prince.

They should play the Super Bowl during a Dawes concert intermission.

When FOX battles the Muppets, no one wins.

Finally I can go to the can at halftime without missing anything.

I used to think Kat Dennings was attractive. Then I realized it was just that she had big boobs. It was kind of liberating.

Man, I can't believe that I can remember a time when Vegas was cool even in a kitchy-hipster-retro way. The place sucks now, and this is a pretty good example why. It's all Eurotrash and juiceheads now.

You'd think I'd be happy about this. I'm not.

hey…who you calling "fat?"

I don't see what she's bitching about.  Cougar porn is all the rage these days.

I slept with one of the Bangles in 1984, but I promised I would never tell which one it was.

Eh, I guess this will have to do until R.E.M. puts a new album out.

Tucker McElroy was the best part of The Blues Brothers.

So they can air it on FX now?