Every house should come equipped with a fully functional Sage Steele.

Tucci as Vitale works. Also: Timberlake as Kirk Herbstreit.

Krause was clearly playing Dan Patrick. Unfortunately, Charles was playing Rich Eisen, so that doesn't work out.

Melissa McCarthy as Gayle Gardner
Beyonce as Sage Steele
Linda Kozlowski as Linda Cohn

She's not hideous.

Damn right we are, geisha girl!

I gotta see that film. Anything that inspires such polarizing opinions should be mind-sodomizing enough for me.

He's FUCKING KUNG FU PANDA! Suck it, haters!

Steve Carell plays the director.
Nic Cage plays the blogger.
Jack Black plays the sassy gay best friend.

You get the impression that Murray came to this project as a favor to his old buddy Glazer, then on the second day of principal photography asked to see him in private, slammed him up against a wall and growled, "UNLESS I GET TO BANG MEGAN BEFORE THE END OF THIS SHOOT, THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I EVER DO ANYTHING FOR…

@Dr. R — yes. Everyone was.

She's quite attractive … physically … if you don't count her "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" thumbs. And then she opens her mouth and says something. And eeeeeeeverything detumesces.

Yeah, that was disappointing. How about instead of cancerAids, which at least has some hipster cred, we wish him migraines and hemorrhoids?

Ben Stiller?
Yeah, I guess that'll work. He's done movies that didn't suck.

Black Widow, while we're at it.

No, I think it was Amy Adams as Gerbil Girl …

"The Civically Minded Five!"

No, Sheep-Boy is real. It's Lobsters 1 that was made up by Rabin and O'Neal.

A bitch is a female dog. With that in mind, what was inaccurate about Empreror's comment?

All these "ballsacks severed" jokes, and no one thinks to mention either Levi Johnston or the movie "Hard Candy"? You're really slipping, AVC posters!