You're all very sad.

I'm just gonna say it …
… Lady Gaga is one ugly-looking broad.

1) Never Let Me Go — almost as good as the book, which is saying a bundle. Also, Carey Mulligan is definitely girl-next-door hot (provided "next door" means "Cambridge University").

I would totally bug Annette Bening about how to work the TiVo!
Among other things.

Life's a riot with Spy vs. Spy.

Whenever I hear mention of that Train song I think of Sister Souljah. It's not really a pleasant thought …

HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU MALIGN KATHY IRELAND THAT WAY! I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH! (Or lunch, whichever comes first.)

Nahhhh, it's mostly her boobs.

He pooped in the fridge and ate an entire wheel of cheese. And then he had Rommel kill himself.

I think she's just yummy. So there.

Forget Coen/Goodman — Coen/McDormand is the best repetitive pairing! Just ask McDormand.

Well, there goes …
… my best reason to watch this thing.

Unfortunately, Arbor Day is still available for Marshall to ruin …

You got yogurt on my frog!

They had to include Black Widow to break up the sausage-fest that Avengers would be otherwise. She's the Lieutenant Uhura of the group.

Worst. ZMF. Imitator. Ever.

Like that urge NEEDS an explanation?

Shut up, Crecanai, you're out of your element. The book is excellent and worthy of your time, DoT; I've read it 5-6 times myself.

You know — for kids!

Big Fat Greek Wedding was definitely sci-fi. No way Nia Vardalos snags John Corbett without some kind of paranormal power.