I got dibs on his shoes.

Cage, Tomei and … who's the third? Cage's multiple personalities don't count.

And he's got pics of Sean O'Neal with a Guernsey. So there's that.

Phoebe Cates' tits or GTFO!

Raising Arizona had three actors go on to win Oscars, as did the writer/directors. I'd call it a wash.

Inside Man Who Knew Too Much Ado About Nothing But The Truth or Dare.

Also remember, PSH started one movie by doggie-styling Marisa Tomei. That guy either has an incredible agent or a weiner the size of the Burj Khalifa.

Not Isla Fisher with a better agent — more like Kate Winslet with a better diet plan.

She's the short man's Julia Roberts.

Life is not like the movies. Alas.

That's cool. I'll just be your wingman in the hopes that I can score with Bryce Howard. Everybody wins.

It's got Bryce Dallas Howard and Anna Kendrick, two seriously underrated babes. It makes my "possible" list.

It's the beards. As Heinlein once said, put a full beard on a man and all you see is the shredded wheat.

Or Katie Holmes-to-Maggie Gyllenhaal. Or even Nic Cage-to-Mickey Rourke.

"This aggression will not stand, man!"

All these trailers have Amy Adams. Sometimes, that's all you need.

He got plenty of tail — but unfortunately, no sex.

I'm with Mexican Blade Runner, sort of — I will gently and lovingly watch this movie until it deliquesces. That's just the kind of guy I am; I take pleasure in the movie's pleasure.

We have our Nitpicker of the Week Award winner!

Why do people use "pussy" as an insult? Pussies are beautiful, wondrous things.