I watched half of season 3 of the BBC's "Jeeves and Wooster." What ho, what ho, what ho, bitches!

Yeah, it kind of makes it feel like "Conan O'Brien in I'M STILL HERE."

That was sad …

She'd have to be, Beathead, if she's humping him.

No face is more punchable than Colin Cowherd's. Whedon isn't even close.

Which rocks.

My Butt Number? 34. That's my wife's hip measurement.

Co-sign. Definitely looking forward to The Tree of Motherfucking Life and Martha Marcy May Marlene should they ever arrive in this benighted burg.

An F-quadruple-minus. Then he'd call Transformers: Dark of the Moon a masterpiece.

Pity him, Dr. He has no original ideas. Also, he's a used douche.

She doesn't use that stuff anymore, now that she has a lifetime supply of Russell Brand's semen.

@Dr Robuttnik: if that Ozzy story is true, that's funny. If it's not, I think you just wrote the spec script for Hangover Part III.

Actually, Katy prefers to wear an "A". Unironically.

I think "five-star" refers to the crash-test rating.

KP: cute, manipulative, not as dumb as you might think, horrible taste in husbands.

Giggle, snort.

Bridesmaids 2: The Estrogequel.

I don't care — if they're bringing back Maya Rudolph, Blowjob Girl and the hot fat chick, I'm willing to consider it regardless of the plot.

Still an improvement over profjohnfrink, though.

They were on the Real World, therefore they were all douches.