AVC did it like this, they did it like that, they did it with a Wiffle Ball bat, soooooooo …

Not to objectify her or anything, but I'd totally hit that. Brawny arms and all.

Boney Maroney?

Heaven knows everyone else is.

Kylie Minogue.

NBC is still on the air?

@Towelie: wipe me.

Of nuns. It's habit-farming.

Dane Cook doesn't get to go home to Phoebe Cates every night. Kline FTW. (Though it would be a close race with David E. Kelley.)

Landing Phoebe — now THAT is Kline's greatest role!

Not to blaspheme God, but …
… given all the rampant drug use, hopping from one band to the next, and stealing away friends' sidemen — and wives — isn't it fair to say that Clapton, for all his musical talent, could at times be a bit of a douchebag?

Nice Pete the Puma avatar, tho'.

From what I've heard, the ratio of sitting-around-and-waiting to actual acting during a film shoot is something like 7:1. She likely has some time to do homework/play Nintendo/get into a soccer match with the other actors' kids between takes.

In a just and perfect world, Last! would be running Hollywood.

@Cmndr_X: please tell me you sprayed Lysol in the eyes of both those pervs. I want to believe there's some justice in this world.

Richard Farnsworth, bitches.

When exactly did AVC turn into the Jerry Lee Lewis Fan Club?

Ricci WOULD be perfect for almost any Tim Burton movie. Unfortunately, when she got her chance, she pissed Helena off in some way and got herself blackballed from the Burton Repertory Players.

This WILL be the suckiest suck of suckage that ever sucked suck in Suckworld. Prepare to be disappointed now and avoid the rush.

This is just going to be so danged awful. Boo, David E. Kelley — you don't DESERVE Michelle Pfeiffer!