The problem with Before the Devil Knows You're Dead is that it has Marisa naked — yeah, great! — only she's being banged doggy-style by an equally naked Philip Seymour Hoffman.

You forgot the story about Jonah getting lost on the L.A. freeways. Finally he takes an offramp and pulls into a service station. He goes in and asks the guy behind the counter, "how to I get to 405?" The guy behind the counter shrugs and says, "try eating more salads?"

James Franco can play James Franco's Corpse.

I wish you were wrong, but you're probably not.

I tried to be normal, and failed, repeatedly and miserably. So I figured, screw it, I'll just be myself.

Hitler also liked having women pee on his face. I doubt Walt Disney did, as he married a Mormon and they tend to not go for that sort of thing. So there's another difference between the two.

Wow!
Who cares?

KCLMB is right. madbeatnik's mom is a lovely woman. A veritable Dorothy Mantooth.

No, @Donald, don't. Cunts are beautiful things, created by God and worthy of respect and praise.

All I know is, Bill Simmons will be happy. And when Bill is happy, everyone's happy.

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but she's just a big tub o' lard. And now she'll have some skinny dancer in orbit around her until she's voted off in week 2.

IIIIIII … HATE IT!

Emily Blunt was disgusted at the very thought.

I didn't read it, and therefore have nothing to add. In the future, I plan to still not read it and thus maintain my neutrality on the subject.

Actually, Senor, it was called "Becoming Jane".

As a matter of fact, I would ask Tom Petty that. And then I'd ask him to play one of the zombies. Hey, why the heck not — he might say yes …

If you can call the chance to repeatedly rewind and ogle Anne Hathaway's boobs is "meh" … well, then I don't know what's wrong with you.

@whataworkout — would that really be a surprise? Would anything he says at this point be a surprise?

If you want to know what using "bathtub Charlie Sheen" does to you, profjohnfrink is Exhibit A.

Nahhhh. He's still a douche who can't act.