@TMSP — bring back the old avatar, dude. Seriously.

… "desperate collegian trying to pay off student loans"?

And thus twice the metastasizing immune disorder.

I just feel bad for Jon Cryer. What did he do to deserve this?

Thank you, Mr. Luxury-Yacht. You have made the world right again.

"John I'm Only Dancing" … no …

Thaaaaaanks Erik Adams
Because we understand it's AVC editorial policy that every single article on the site has to have a fucking Neutral Milk Hotel reference shoehorned in somewhere.

If I know that I'm going to be standing in front of God in 2.5 to 3 minutes, I think I'd want to go out with a hymn. Either "I Surrender All" or "Goodbye, World, Goodbye" — can't decide which.

FUCK YEAH, "WHITE CHANG"!

I think we now have to add Charlie to the list of famous people Muammar Gadhafi resembles.

Tony Siragusa and Amy Grant.

CORRECTION:
NOTHING shocks a true Australian.

Bothing shocks a true Australian.

I might have been convinced were it not for the punctuation screwup. Instead, may you die in an empty well.

What's mine is mine.

Failed 134thsies, Downfall.

Because, of course, we all take our film-watching cues from coaches of really, really bad football teams. I know I saw True Grit on Eric Mangini's recommendation, and I'm glad I did.

But Obama's a liberal Protestant, and they just love gays all over.

I hope it was the first one, Limeade. Helena Bonham Carter — yummmm …

Why …
… does that pic of Jack White remind me of Johnny Depp in Alice in Wonderland?