Kim Kardashian : Ass
Nicole Kidman : Forehead
Diana Taurasi : Nose
Sarah Palin : Self-Importance

This
freaking ROCKS.

And by "anything worth watching," we mean "Being John Malkovich."

Were you using "go out on a limb" as a sexual euphemism? Because if you weren't, you really should've.

"… a Lars Von Trier movie that doesn't involve something horrific happening to women …"

You'll have to keep asking the dog.

The wife was killed by Rainn Wilson and Ellen Kemper in a desperation attempt to get Carell to return to The Office, as ratings plummeted after his departure.

Later, Patrick endears himself to the rest of the class when he faces down class bully Andy Richter after Andy threatens to beat up Steve Buscemi for his lunch money.

No, uarrong.

No, the omnisexual alien wasn't the captain, s/he was the Chief Engineer, and later First Officer. Robin Lefler was Ops chief.

Reasons to see Prozac Nation:
1) A pre-tattoo Christina Ricci, completely naked.
2)

Read the book in HS, didn't like it much — found it boring. Then we were assigned Native Son, which was the shiznit. Wright pwned Fitzgerald.

@fastandsloppy — pretty much ANY '80s music qualifies.

I would totally transition her, if ya know what I mean.

Because they're largely written by quirky, nerdy men who wished they had secure government jobs working with hot, hot women.

They counted to Wesley Crusher. Boy, did they!

He was the best thing in Watchmen. And the best thing in Kate Winslet … er, I mean, in Little Children.

@boo - regardless of all else, I love that you played the "doodyhead" card. It's one of the all-time underrated insults. Well done.

In this case, you're missing out — the guest star of that TNG episode is a barely-legal Ashley Judd.

Allow me to be the first to say:
EWWWWWWWW!