Finally, I can move on with my life! 
 
*discards FREEZY YEEZY protest sign, removes handcuffs from lamp post*

All I accepted was that I felt like he was going to stab me every time his eyes were looking anywhere. And yeah, it's weird. Those early scenes are like the perfect horror movie. When I first saw it as a kid I seriously thought it was going to turn into an Alien-type situation, and that would be the film (I saw Alien…

I'll just say it; I love the movie (in answer to your actual question, I certainly think it holds up; awesome performances, a timeless story and some beautiful cinematography) but ET himself terrified me as a child, and he still kind of does today, although it's more of a wary disgust now. Finding out that in many…

Man, but… Kick Ass 2 really did suck, a hell of a lot.

That's the last time I use an escape plan devised by Milhouse.

Does Marcia Wallace count? Tress MacNeille in the early eps, too.

I only found out about the whole crossover aspect of the episode recently, like five years ago. I literally had no idea Jay Sherman wasn't just some one-off character like Bleeding Gums or someone when I first saw this as a kid. I don't know what I thought of lines like "And if you ever want to visit my show…" There…

I think Homer gets stupider every year.  
 
                    ~ Professor Lawrence Pierce, the University of Chicago

I deeply, deeply fail to understand how any conscious creature could honestly call Man Getting Hit By Football not funny.

Thought you'd all appreciate this little slice of weird:

This is a lot like the Rory Calhoun references in Two Dozen and One Greyhounds. How and why did they ever come up with Eudora Welty?

Yup. "Relaxed fit, my Aunt Fanny!"

"Uh-oh. This is gonna get worse before it gets better…" is endlessly useful in real life.

This was six-year-old Smashy's favourite ever Simpsons line. (It's since dropped to about number five)

Oh, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!

I honestly think that if being a good rapper is just rhythmically saying a wittily arranged collection of words really fast to a beat, Eminem is clearly the greatest rapper of all time. He tends to impress me more on features than on his own songs.

That is awesome. Love that song.

That might be the hardest I've ever laughed at one of these things. 'Tis official; O'Neal is the Breaking Bad of people.

Jesse is too sexy.

I'd agree. A fantastic season to end on.