The Alien/Aliens comparison is apt. For the most part, I loved those episode too, but seeing the Angels move really sucked, I think. It wasn't very scary and made little sense; the Doctor says in Blink that they turn to stone the moment someone sees them, but then… they're stone when they move too? And the fact that…

Presumably, they prefer to send you back as far as possible, so there's more time energy to eat (or whatever the fuck). Like Louis CK says, it's okay for a time-travelling white guy, who will basically have a decent chance of prosperity in any era, but a black guy? Billy only just made the Civil Rights Movement.

Oh, man… Hush or Home for scariest episode, guys? I don't know if I've ever been as creeped out by any TV monster as I was by the Gentlemen way back when…

Lamorne Morris as Winston is hilarious. Damon Wayans Jr is hilarious. That is all.

I fucking love each of the cast members for their work on the show over the years, yet was utterly disgusted upon hearing how much money they earn - no, demand per episode. Disgusted all the way from my dank, urine-soaked hellhole of a crappy cheap apartment.

But you didn't account for those living in Flavour Country.

"Exactly… D'oh!" 
 
Dammit Smashy, contain yourself. It's only a week away…

I've just reached the point where I can hear certain Simpsons quotes perfectly in my head and I have to make others aware of that. Plus I happen to have seen this one recently. Well, I didn't happen to, I watched it specifically for this review, but… uhh… mm.

@avclub-c871d4ba38c83e9b1642f02872f7ef2f:disqus In this sweet place, earthly donuts are as sour as poison; you'd spit them out, you would!!!

Moleman's greatest episode, bar none.

*pokes with a stick* 
 
"Well… as long as he's hurt."

That X-Files music they throw in occasionally is so good.

It is weird how bluntly they dropped that. I kind of liked it. I mean… these are good ones

One of the reasons I think Selma is one of the best characters the show ever created. No matter how sympathetic she becomes through episodes like Selma's Choice and A Fish Called Selma, she's still a spiteful jerk by default, and thus feels weirdly human in a way other Simpsons characters don't; a lot like Krabappel…

Ahem.

Dear God the sound of the football hitting Moleman's groin is maybe the funniest thing I have ever heard in my whole life. I laugh every damn time.

"He's graceful - yet masculine!"

Hellblazer is for adults. It's for the same adults who got hooked on Breaking Bad when that bathtub full of human goop collapsed a whole ceiling.

Conan's face at the end when they all laugh at Andy Dick's joke is fucking gold.

Sorry but Carmen is at the top. It's really distracting to have such a hot actress playing such a peripheral character. Also, Lydia is actually at the top.