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Mal Reynolds: An Erotic Life

The way they're putting the show out in the UK is fucking ridiculous. It's on at LITERALLY the worst time possible here, something like 11:00 on a Wednesday night, and I'm pretty sure we still only have Season 1 on DVD. But yeah, Parks & Rec Season 3 is one of my top twenty TV seasons ever, easily.

It kind of happened. I remember seeing his presence in Lars and the Real Girl, and he was actually pretty great in The Assassination of Jesse James. Although those might have been before Parks & Rec…

Honestly, I would have bowed out after Season 4 too, particularly if I had plenty of other things to do including work on a music career. I don't blame him. I just wish he was a more interesting rapper, cus frankly if he's not playing Troy Barnes I don't care about the guy at all.

I don't get it. She's hot though. Sorry I have nothing more to say :/

Well this is shitty news. Discovering just how hilarious Rob Lowe could be in those last few episodes of Season 2 was one of the most pleasant surprises of my career as a… guy who watches TV. And who doesn't love Rashida Jones? Still, as always, I would like to refrain from making any rash decisions until I hear what…

It would be like if Tammy 2 became a regular, though. Those kinds of characters need to just be guests every now and then.

I'm with you, regrettably. I'd rather mercy kill the show now than have to watch it get old and fat and senile. Look what the shitty fourth season of Community has done to us!!!

Okay, everybody, go home. Nobody's going to beat that Jon Gosselin crack. O'Neal did it again.

Go to hell, Tim Isola!

Note to self: sprinkle the medication into O'Neal's cereal firsthand from now on.

Also, they should create a new version of this where the dude is a TV producer from the 50s who leaps to other TV shows. In one episode he's Walter White, in another he's Adam West Batman, in another he's Arthur Fonzarelli, and so on.

Okay, I've never seen a single episode of this, but I was always vaguely aware of its premise and reading this it sounds like the greatest thing ever. The fact that two of the top ten episodes feature Scott Bakula as a woman (so does he have a penis but his reflection has a vagina? What?) and a chimpanzee (can he…

That bastard! Without the Czechs he'd be nothing! Nothing I tell you!!!

I love that this is news on this site. Never change, AV Club!

It's just the backlash. Inevitable when a show is as critically lauded as this one.

Yes to the first one! No to the second one! Season One was good. That scene when Carrie is all dolled up for Brody and she opens the door and it's Estes, and everything that follows, was one of the best TV moments since Kamp Krusty.

Season One was fantastic, I think. Totally deserved all its acclaim. Part of its success was that it was significantly less like a Hollywood action movie than Season Two.

Homeland: The Winter Sauldier