I am literally waiting for a girl who will unironically quote the Simpsons to me. But then, aren't we all?

Who would turn this opportunity down? One of my more minor life goals is to witness in person any one of the main cast performing their characters on this show. It's so surreal to see the few times it's actually happened on camera. I was especially freaked out on time when I watched a clip of Harry Shearer doing a…

Favourite line in the episode, bar none. It never fails to make me laugh.

That second Jessica line is one of those golden Simpsons quotes that is applicable to literally every situation.

I honestly don't blame Matt Groening for dismissing Simpsons criticism these days. He's had to listen to people like us bitch about the show even back when it was awesome.

It's either Cape Feare or Last Exit To Springfield, I think. But You Only Move Twice might just be the funniest episode… Worst that I've actually seen is probably the jockey one, yeah.

I'm so glad Nick is willing to flaunt his incredible manliness through stuff like this. It makes him even more manly.

You really are a clueless neophyte! I did read the review… and it still sounds like some guy somewhere came up with title before anything else. Like how it's so much easier to come up with a good band name than it is to actually write music.

Seconded. He is such a scene-stealer. But he'll always be Leland Palmer to me…

Like Snakes On A Plane before it, this is one of those movies that clearly worked from the title upwards instead of the other way round.

Eminem was awesome on Forever. He steals the show on all his guest spots. Unlike Kanye, who has moments of genius on his own songs but is kind of embarrassingly bad on most of his features.

Things That Would Get Me To Actually Watch This Movie (revised list):

Yo! Goober! Where's the meat?

So, um, in all the behind-the-scenes pics Jamie appears to be dressed as Jerry Lewis' Nutty Professor. Seriously. He has false teeth and big glasses and basically looks like the most over-the-top cartoon nerd ever. Also, when does a black guy have a comb-over? What the fuck? 
Fuck, I swore I wouldn't watch this movie…

It's not saying that much, because I just don't really get scared by horror movies, but The Exorcist is certainly the most chilling for me while I'm watching it. Although I never said it was the scariest, but the best horror film I've ever seen in terms of how good a movie it is. A large percentage of horror is…

Pretty cool that Tony Hale got nominated, although I preferred him in AD over Veep, honestly. That's no slight to Veep, it's just that one had the woodblock dance and one didn't.

Yeah! Any scene where she was toying with some slave owner was delightful. She can really pull off Dany's ruthless side, I think.

He fought a bear dammit.

I wasn't crazy about Michael's story this season, but Jason Bateman was arguably better than ever at playing it. He just does subtly dickish sooo well.

Arnett should totally have been nominated, but they're more likely to give it to someone like Bateman and Arrested Development deserves the hell out of an acting Emmy one way or the other so I'm fine. I also kinda wish either Alia Shawkat or Jessica Walter got some kind of recognition, but it'd be difficult to…