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Cannibal Andrew Zimmern
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PENISES!! YUM!!

PENISES!! YUM!!

Instead of feeding the homeless, I… You know exactly where I'm going to go with this.

I'd like to eat her flesh.

I"m not touching him
Casey's hair is gross.

They didn't go far enough
I propose a new film project — The Human Turducken. Potential investors should contact me care of The Travel Channel's avant guarde film division.

That sounds intriguing. How does it taste? Has anyone tried a human centipede foie gras?

Oh, you're brilliant! And then I could have had the equivalent of a Human Turducken!

MIKE!!!!!
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Hello, nurse!

Tonight, I feast!
Mexican Gokey! Yum! Tangy! With a Katie Stevens chaser! She's toasted!

Tomorrow night…
I feast!

ANTHONY!!!
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Darn, a rule.

So…hungry…
Why, judges, why? Why deny me such a magnificent feast? Have I not kept your secrets?

Gokey babies!!
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DIDI!!!
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Anthony prattles on like a gay black Kenneth Parcell. The DVD deleted scenes will probably highlight his ideas for sitcoms. Shame we didn't get to hear those in the regular episodes.

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In no matter what country, I eat you.