All the Real Girls, is that the one that takes place in a small southern town where grown men have jobs that apparently consist of moving trash from one pile to another and hanging out with eight-year-olds? Or am I confusing it with another one of his early masterpieces?

Can't be that well publicized because I've certainly never fucking heard of them.

Shit, you think that's tremolo?  This is some goddamn tremolo, son:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

See, I like his songwriting and playing, but am not as crazy about his production style (at least when producing other artists), which seems to consist of:

I was looking forward to Falling Skies Goes Carioca!

I don't really watch the show, but as a fan of the old series when they used to run it on PBS, I still take an interest when they name a new Doctor.  I'm glad they went a little older, because it seemed that they were skewing younger and younger to the point where I was afraid that the next Doctor would be some…

I remember when I first heard the White Stripes (whenever it was that their first album came out on SFTRI), I liked them, but to me it just sounded like Bantam Rooster, the Revelators, Flat Duo Jets, the Gibson Brothers, the Gories, the Oblivians, the Gun Club, Poison 13, etc., etc., etc., with some Led Zeppelin in…

You totally need to read my treatment for Fruit Roll-Up Man:  The Movie.

"In 1965, when the Indonesian government was overthrown by the military, Anwar and his ragtag group of friends were promoted from small-time gangsters who sold movie-theater tickets on the black market to death-squad leaders."

So they sold movie tickets on the black market to death-squad leaders?  What were they…

"It looks tremendously stupid, but I kind of want to see it."
Thank you, America!  
Sincerely, Universal Pictures

Jesus, I thought everybody on the face of the earth had forgotten They Call Me Bruce? except me, almost the point where I doubted its existence and wondered if maybe I just imagined it.  And I've never even seen it, I just remember the commercials.  I wanted to see it, but my sister wanted to see something else, I…

You only lived the Sam storyline if they made you the swim team's mascot.

That made me laugh, but the like is for not spelling it "vocal chords".  Argh, I hate that!

Does he look back over his shoulder and give a little smile, nod, and a wink?

Guys, I'm starting to think that this review might be really badly written.

Hey, Zack Snyder!  Are you paying attention?  Make Batman look like this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…  Oh dear god, please, somebody get this right for once.  I know he's "The Dark Knight", but his costume is supposed to be armored, not fucking armor.

Maybe on the next turn, as long as he doesn't hit BANKRUPT or LOSE A TURN.

Alternate alternate title:  'Sup.

Amusing little fellow!  Oh dear…I seem to have misplaced my kidney."

Nice example of superdickery.