Wasn't that a CBS show? Still, it doesn't make your statement untrue.

Bill Hader, either.

That would have made Velvet Goldmine very interesting.

Ricky Coogin, you're worthless! You're less than nothing! What's keeping you here? You don't belong here! Why don't you just quit?

Because it's funnier that way!

That's an honest, well-reasoned answer and I accept that. However, I assume Kenny Jones is the better timekeeper, so why did The Who sound so much better with Moon?

Yeah, it's shitty, but if I had the opportunity and some bolt cutters, and I thought I could get away with it, I would probably have stolen it too. But then I would feel ultra-guilty, especially after being shamed by the show's creators and stars, and end up giving it back.

@avclub-01ca29cc78b0482f461c213c8e27f7aa:disqus ,that wasn't directed at you, specifically (I wasn't even replying to you), but this is directed at you, in reference to your saying "I don't actually like Keith Moon": What the fuck is the matter with you?

C'mon, that was entrapment, pure and simple. Sure, Ajax came on a little strong, but could you really call it attempted rape at that point? Besides, '70s Mercedes Ruehl was just asking for it sitting alone on that park bench at night like that, man.

That kind of makes sense because when I was a little kid I used to get them confused. I'm not sure I realized that they were actually different people. I think Joe Namath might have been thrown in the mix as well. I also held the delusion that Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin were related. I was a pretty dumb little…

Please, we say "The Genre That Shall Not Be Named".

I didn't know that guy was Anne Ramsey's husband. I knew her and Michael J. Pollard, but I never knew the other guy's name, although I recognized him from seeing him in various things. Thanks for that info.

Yeah, Night of the Iguana, then The Sandpiper, and then finally Cleopatra, which I assumed was what he was doing since I heard "Cheops" in there. I like the "I swear, by thee I forswear!" part, which is about the only part I can make out. And their ecstatic reactions are great.

Same here. Favorite moment: The bums mistaking Murray for Richard Burton, and begging him to do a few lines from Cleopatra until he finally caves and does that blustery, incomprehensible Burton impression.

That single was the first record I ever bought, along with the 45 of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust".

I only have one, but you can have it. Merry Christmas!

You mean "Walt Disney"?

Man, fuck this piece of shit remake.

I unironically love Hasil Adkins' music and think he was a genius or at least something close to it; what does that make me?

Yep, quite annoying. I used to love coming to the AV Club, but since the redesign, it's just like, "Ugh." I'm resistant to change of any kind, but usually after a few weeks I'll get used to it and be like, "This isn't too bad." However, in this case, I'm still like, "This sucks."