Yes, and the baby is really annoying too.  I keep expecting her to do a little dance and start shilling E*Trade.

I cheered when Tom nonchalantly put a bullet through Karen's forehead.

Actually, it is financial collapse that leads Detroit to sell out to mega-corporation OCP, resulting in the RoboCop program. So everything's falling into place.

That's exactly what I tought when I first read it, @avclub-ef7be8c57773f2ab48d013434d3ad4f7:disqus .  A cross between Search for Tomorrow and The Edge of Night.

ØH SHÏT!

My guess would be a drug overdose, but someone dying of a drug overdose in such a lovely town as Vancouver, BC, which is in no way a junkie-infested shithole, just seems impossible.

Agreed on all points.

No, I read Gaby Hoffman and think her parents were insufferable hippies.

Letters are hard.

I loved that too.  Whispering excitedly, "She's running to get to us!"  So meaningless, but that's exactly how a lovelorn geek in that situation would react.

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My high school guidance counselor was a worthless piece of shit.  Shortly after I graduated I learned that he got fired for faking his credentials.  The last time I saw him he was bagging groceries at Piggly Wiggly.  What's funny is that other people have told me that their high school guidance counselor also got…

"I'm a BOY (or girl) and I'm a MAN (or woman)".  I love the fact that he made the song gender-neutral without even thinking about it, because you KNOW this isn't the first time he's sung "I'm Eighteen" to a group of boy and girl students.

"God Moves on the Water" by Blind Willie Johnson, about the sinking of the Titanic.

@NaturalBlues:disqus , yes, and it functions as a magnifying glass.

A homosexual pedophile?  This guy?  No way, just look at him!  Why, he looks like a big ol' teddy bear!

I think it's still funny.

Yeah, he lit the fire in the wastebasket and then kicked the wastebasket over next to the drapes, and then acted all surprised when the drapes caught on fire.  I actually yelled at the TV, "What the fuck did you think was going to happen, dumbass?!"

Falling Skies comes on at 10 PM.  This message has been brought to you by TNT.

Yes, yes, Jesus Christ, yes!