He's almost unwatchable. I won't miss him.

That album is one of only a few that completely blew my mind when I was 13 and still blows my mind 10 years later.

I love Muddy Waters, for the record. I was just using it as an example of the pedestal veteran rockers put roots music on.

This is a very enjoyable album.
I like it a great deal, and it's influenced by a lot of the music I was raised on, and I can spot a lot of the homages and shit.

The Slits are a brilliant fucking band and, frankly, shit all over Bjork. Not that they're comparable.

This is a shame.
Although this would make an awesome post-modern road movie and I want the rights to this shit, I also feel there's a tragedy here of two people who are either drug crazy or just regular crazy and aren't going to recover and rebound.

Holy shit, you have a lot of time on your hands. Is it an unfulfilling job or an unfulfilling sex life?

I saw Dylan at the Hollywood Palladium last year, and the entire experience can be summarized by this: Johnny Depp was there, and probably half of the people on the floor were gawking at/gossiping about Depp rather than listening to the show.

Did they put that song in there as a tribute to Ari or is this strictly a case of a literally perfect soundtrack?

Nah, I primarily hope you get AIDS of the dick.

I mean, uh, PO' BOY BETTER GIT HIM A BINDLE AND WALK ALONG THEM RAILROAD TRACKS TO THE NEXT COTTON-PICKIN' TOWN.

I really dug him in "Ice Harvest." Underrated performance, underrated film.

Listen, let's be frank.
What the fuck happened to this guy? Is he on drugs? Why is he so determined to go to jail? He's a really good actor and yet it seems ever since Brokeback Mountain or whatever, he's done nothing but act like he's on PCP 24/7.

The first season is one of my favorite TV shows ever. The first episode of this season is pretty genius, but the last two faltered and had very few moments that were laugh-out-loud funny and equally few moments that were actually poignant.

Cronenberg's Crash
That sex scene alone is better than the entirety of that fucking Haggis thing that won all those awards for no reason.

Shut it, boypussy.

The show still hasn't beaten…
"I WILL FUCK THE OLD OUT OF YOU!"

Thongs
Fact: Jokes about dude thongs have never been funny.

Go buy this shit.
Don't Give Up On Me is literally one of the best albums I've ever heard, one of the best soul albums ever, made all the more shocking by the fact that it came so long after most soul musicians were either dead or riding that novelty bandwagon. Everyone should listen to it. It's beautiful, powerful,…

His ass?