This looks like a pretty good super-fucking-stupid-comedy to watch at 4 in the morning on Netflix.

THA HAWHKS AHRE A FAHKIN DYHNASTY!!  A DYHNASTYYYYY!!!

He was so good in The Doors that I fucking hated that movie.

PIG FUCK that's a good cast.

I just re-watched No Country yesterday.  It's god damn one of the best movies I've ever seen.  Can't wait for this and Llewyn Davis.

I just re-watched No Country yesterday.  It's god damn one of the best movies I've ever seen.  Can't wait for this and Llewyn Davis.

Full penetration.

The Bling Ring:  Emma Watson was incredibly good, and although the movie had nothing revelatory to say, it was effective and entertaining.
Before Midnight:  Excellent, obviously, not much to say that hasn't been said.  I guess you can show sucking on tits in movies now; I'd never seen that before, but suddenly this and …

What the hell are you?

There goes my heroes!!!

Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over!
*not bad head nod*

That happened to me with Transformers 3 when that came out.  It was like a 95 degree day, and I was stuck in the center of a small town with no car.  And my girlfriend, seriously you guys, and I were so bored and had only ten dollars between us and three hours to kill.  It was $5 movie night.  God fucking damn it.…

It's a Mach piece.

Oh, man.  Fillmore Jive.  Ding, ding, we have a winner.

Fucking exactly!  But I would try to organize something like what Ebert did, and have all the attendees do a super long conga line.

Gosling

I LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE DAN HARMON!!!!!

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My hockey coach when I was a freshman in high school was Christopher Reeves' step-brother.  He was an asshole.

"Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh/ I put the pussy in a sarcophagus/ now she claiming I bruise her esophagus"