Onion Headline:  Area Man Outraged His Private Information Being Collected by Someone Other Than Advertisers.

And CGI ages so fast.  Mark my words, internet, the Hobbit is going to look shitty and dated in three years tops.

Gandalf ex machina

That was the exact problem with the first one: no suspense.  I basically lost all interest when they all survived the side of the mountain.  I mean, rocks were falling fucking everywhere and rock monsters were god damn battling, and not one of the 14 (13?) crew members got hit at all?  Not one person would have…

Somehow, a CGI Orlando Bloom makes more sense.

Shit.

1A.  Manhattan - his most subtle and it hits intellectually as well as emotionally.
1B.  Annie Hall - it got me through my first break-up.
2.  Hannah and Her Sisters - Diane Wiest gave maybe the best performance in an Allen movie.
3.  Crimes and Misdemeanors - his best—maybe the best—Bergman imitation.
4.  Manhattan…

I thought Jesse Eisenberg was pretty good.  The movie was meh, but that story was strong.

Woody Allen has always been good at writing strong female characters, and the cast is excellent.  I'm cautiously optimistic about this.

I got a rock.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Amrica

"Fredericks, you're a turd.  A stinky, fat turd.  Go sniff a jockstrap, you poophead.  You love patting boys' butts—you love patting boys' butts, you butt-patter!  You're a perv and a loser and a stinky… turd!"

The AV Club
I think I went to two parties in high school.

I got invited to one, but it got cancelled because the host was arrested.

"I could try to hit on a girl, or I could watch Chinatown" was basically high school for me.

[goat gets kicked in the balls by Portugal.  The Man]

Wake up!  Time to die!

@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus exactly.  One of my favorite parts about weed is smoking a joint—even though bongs are more economic and, in general, get you higher.  I don't smoke cigs, but occasionally I'll buy an e-cig for the fun of puffing.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!

Speaking of young people doing it:
A friend of a friend of mine in high school was quite the druggy.  One day, a kid from the near-by boarding school asked to cop some heroin.  He could tell that the kid had a lot of money, but knew nothing about heroin.  So he literally filled a bag full of dirt from his backyard and…