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"DOCTOR, he needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!"
"I'm afraid you're right."

Fuck this guy, oh my god.

Fake and gay.

Obama.

I'm glad Danny Trejo addressed us as "usted" rather than "tu."  I would have been fuerte.  Wait, shit.  I stopped taking Spanish in middle school, fuck you.

And the god damn thing where the seats become a jungle or something and then he drinks a coke.

We did.

I wonder what percent of your comments here are "[FARTS]."  Keep up the good work, Kirk.

Cairo, that's in Egypt.

I wouldn't call using super-long takes a "gimmick."  It's just an effective way to let scenes play naturally and make the audience feel like they're watching an actual moment take place.
I forget who said it, but it was something like, "every time I see a cut in a movie, I feel I'm being lied to."  Like the actor was

Ghostbust3rs

I've always found The Doors—especially Morrison—to be overrated, but Manzarek was an incredibly skilled musician.  So it goes…

You don't want no part of this shit!

DAAAATE!

I think it's a valid argument.  The only times I've used it have been to say "yeah, I wouldn't really recommend it, but I see the point."  I most recently used this to describe The Perks of Being a Wallflower.  "Yeah, the movie was an annoying, precious high school freshman, but I guess that was on purpose."

Chris Klein from American Pie

You donkey-raping shit-eater!

Rostam is openly gay; go for it Miranda, the city is yours.
(Miranda's the slutty one, right?)

My mother is a fish.